Nerrh
Australia
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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innocent
Australia
It was an accident!
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
goddamitme
United States
Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
civicman
Canada
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
PleaseDontHateMe
Stony Plain, Canada
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Joe Smooth move
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
soomeone
United States
Romantic move
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
hero to zero
United States
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
joe
United States
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
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Doortje 30
Lord Voldemort wouldn't have this problem.
ninjasaurous 0
Hey now, you tickled her. You're responsible for your injuries, not her.
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Comments (63)
BWill9014 4
People that are ticklish are pretty unpredictable when being tickled... So YDI bro
Hlessirah 3
I'm really ticklish too... Once kicked my dad in the face for the same reason a long time ago. My b/f likes to tickle me, but I warn him that the same might happen to him too.
anniemeece 23
I hate to say it, but that's why my boyfriend won't let me tickle him.
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
take #19's comment, and put the "it" before a word. I'll let you choose, to make it more interactive.
Sirin_fml 47
Done. That was fun!
nerdsgetmehot 23
At least it sounds like she didn't purposefully hurt you! I HATE being tickled. When I was a kid, my cousins once tickled me so much that I threw up. True story.
Justine94_x 31
I'd probably do that aswell, I hate being tickled...
hcovballer247 0
this is why you don't tickle people. you never know what shit is gonna happen..(:
kingtz 6
at least your gf didn't fart when you tickled her.
CatchtheTIMO 2
did u get knocked the fcked out?