By anonymous - 05/01/2013 16:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 678
You deserved it 44 201

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It's hard rock that makes you rock hard! Hehe

For your sake I hope it wasn't tentacle ****....

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Don't worry guys, I've notified the CyberPolice.

I've backtrraced the address too! on a sidenote, is that little girl still online or did she learn her lesson?

nevershouttami 11

She's back on the internet, she goes by Damien now.

May I ask what girl we are talking about?

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

^^Jessi Slaughter. well I hope..

Notifying the cyber police of what? What little girl? And who left this banana on my desk? All this and more, next time on: The Internet! No but seriously, can someone explain? :O

Nevermind, the memories came back to me. I understand it all now. Watching that video again and laughing my ass off.

will3232 3

I too am very confused about all this... Anyone want to explain.

seriouslythat 6

When did jessi slaughter become a boy? I mean she always looked kind of like a guy but still

Well what kind of **** was it

MentalHelpNeeded 5

Is that really necessary to know?

It was Siri going "Oh yes, please, more, you sexy beast. MORE!"

I'm pretty sure even if it was the most ****** up stuff in the world Op wouldn't have left his phone in long enough for them to find out.. It'd just be the usual screaming or something, maybe a little dirty talk but I doubt it was all "SHIT ON MY FACE AND RAPE ME." That would be pretty awkward.

22 Pfft that's a light conversation. Totally not awkward at all! /sarcasm..

"There is an awful lot of moaning, humming and farting." "it's called **** step dad, crank up the base."

Can you blame me I am an 18 year old lesbian I watch ****

Does anyone really care about your age or sexuality?

Hey tourettesguy, isn't iPorn masturbation?

@#40 **** step? Is that like dubstep mashed up with fluffertrax?

71: What are you trying to do, advertise yourself? xD Nobody on here particularly cares about your age, sexuality or ****-viewing habits. You don't see many guys going "What **** was it? I'm a 20 year old heterosexual man! I watch **** :3" do you?

hi 128. I am a 18 year old heterosexual male. I watch ****, do you?

@19: Siri is male in the UK (where I am, not the op) *grabs the mind bleach*

I'm wondering what the hell is going on in your profile picture, 2

19- Siri you naughty, naughty girl.... ;D

Haha no just said that to see the reaction I am plenty taken

It's hard rock that makes you rock hard! Hehe

I seriously live in fear about that happening

Then close out of your apps! Or whatever the Android folks call them...

111-totally agree on that one.. I was wondering if this kind of thing happens to anyone but LOL I guess it does

CallMeMcFeelii 13

This fml reminded me of when I used my friends iPod touch and went on the web only to be greeted by 8 pages of cartoon ****. Needless to say I don't talk to that kid anymore.. People need to learn to keep a safe page. I always have google loaded up just for that reason.

MentalHelpNeeded 5

At least you don't have some weird fetish, otherwise it would sound really ****** up.

Who says he doesn't have some weird fetish?

OhDearBetrayal 25

That depends, is a rape gang bang considered a "weird fetish"?

Is there a such thing as a fetish that is not weird?

Well just say it starts with **** as a joke and gets into the song, unless you're a bad liar and now you are a horny lying bastard..

Great idea! Lemme grab my time machine so we can go back a few days ago to when this actually happened so we can change it.

Op probably should have kept it on and started singing to it

At least it wasn't really bad music. Honestly, I'd be less concerned if a family member watched **** as opposed to listening to Cher Lloyd.

laya_fml 26

What about **** to Cher Lloyd?

CharresBarkrey 15

How could any of you have forgotten Nickelback? Nickelback is definitely the worst out of all of these.

This could finally answer their question of "Is our son gay?"

at least you'll have a quiet car ride now.

OhDearBetrayal 25

I doubt it would be very quiet if his parents are strict.