Instead of the telltale heart, it was the telltale moan.

Kid: 1, Dad: 0 It'd be interesting to hear the conversation that followed..

or it's just karma

how ironic... lmao.

Ahhh. Pocket porn. is there any better kind?

Ps4 as a Christmas gift and this never happened

and GTA 5

and maybe a pornhub subscription for OP, so OP can actually indulge

#48 gets it.

Isn't Pornhub mostly a free site? He shouldn't need to subscribe for videos. Not that I would know....

First, they should learn to pause their porn.

I do this all the time. I'll be hanging out in the back booth of Wendy's playing a little pocket pull while watching some crazy hardcore porn and when my food is done I'll unplug my headphones and the whole place'll hear my phone moaning. That's about the time I rip off my pants and blast my baby gravy all over my frosty while yelling for "the Wendy off the commercials" to come out and play with me. That's just a regular Tuesday for me.. Wednesdays I prefer going to DQ.

McFeelii, I know you're kidding, but that was kinda disturbing.

Don't ask what the queens do with the dairy at DQ

I can't believe you guys think I'm kidding.. I just poured my heart out and you think it's a joke.. I guess I won't be going back to Wendy's now.. :(

What the fuck 45...

Lol, parents apologizing is something I would love to see.

Proved my parents wrong plenty of times. I just get called a smartass.

You know what else is awkward? Using a cheesy, classless, shirtless photo as your profile picture and impressing exactly nobody.

I dunno, Doc. It /is/ kinda impressive. I mean, how many people do you know who can hold a camera and take a picture with three fingers?

I love how you describe yourself as simplie and down to earth, but have a half naked picture of yourself as your profile pic.

30- he's so simple, a shirt is too sophisticated for him.

You guys are so mature

Give him some props getting like him takes time and hardwork. Seriously what is it about insulting and hating on him that makes you feel better? Oh its because he has that body and you dont.

Jjimen - Ah, the good old "lol ur just jealous" defence, the classic argument by people who have nothing intelligent to say. No, we tease people with such beefcake profile pictures because they look ridiculous. I give him kudos for his physique. I give him grief for his lack of humility.

#35 says the one with a cat wearing shades as the profile pic

Speak for your self Doc, that picture is impressive whether you like it or not is your opinion also it didn't have anything to do with his comment. Also I must admit, jealousy is apparent in that comment.

Blackcatluck - So you can read minds now? Great! What number am I think of? Better yet, where am I thinking you should go? There was no jealousy whether you choose to believe it or not. As I just said, I give him full marks for how he looks, and he's welcome to find a bodybuilding forum to show himself off. But doing that here isn't appropriate.

I'm pretty sure he knew but wanted to blame it on op