accioshannon

About Accioshannon

Angry feminist, avid lesbian.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Consolation prize
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50 quality comments
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

4%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

33%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

86%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

27%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

3%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

6%
50 favorites
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14%
Judgmental
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82%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

16%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

87%

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Accioshannon's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Saturday 6 March 2010 06:10 / United States

Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it