By Bluetooth Connection - 1/10/2018 03:00
Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML
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By  ohsnapword  |  21

Let me guess; Spice Girls movie?

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

I hope your house has more than one bathroom. I’d feel sorry for them if you hogged the toilet for a long time just to masturbate.

Unless you’re really quick on the draw, in which case, I’m sorry for you.

By  ohsnapword  |  21

Let me guess; Spice Girls movie?

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  rickAUS  |  22

Yep... seems suss to me. Unless it was so loud they thought it was coming from the phone.. but actually through the wall from their head phones.