By Bluetooth Connection - 01/10/2018 03:00

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML
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That's always been a fear of mine that's why I turn bluetooth off even if I plug headphones in 😂

ohsnapword 21

Let me guess; Spice Girls movie?

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RoadRunnerZ 13

You got more action then you wanted

SandMan344888 5

Maybe rub one out in front of your family instead?

That's always been a fear of mine that's why I turn bluetooth off even if I plug headphones in 😂

I hope your house has more than one bathroom. I’d feel sorry for them if you hogged the toilet for a long time just to masturbate. Unless you’re really quick on the draw, in which case, I’m sorry for you.

ohsnapword 21

Let me guess; Spice Girls movie?

Only in his Spice World Fantasy...

oh man, if YOU could still hear it then you have a traumatized family and a great headset.

thats why i don't bluetooth my headphones😂😂😂

How did you get any sound, even at max, if they were connected to headphones in a different room?

Yep... seems suss to me. Unless it was so loud they thought it was coming from the phone.. but actually through the wall from their head phones.

How can anybody even watch this stuff not on mute?