FML : Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough...

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bluetooth Connection - / Monday 1 October 2018 03:00 /

Intimacy

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By real life problems | 26

#7702194 - Monday 1 October 2018 4:32

That's always been a fear of mine that's why I turn bluetooth off even if I plug headphones in 😂

By ohsnapword | 21

#7702197 - Monday 1 October 2018 5:00

Let me guess; Spice Girls movie?

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By RoadRunnerZ | 13

#7702188 - Monday 1 October 2018 3:06

You got more action then you wanted

By SandMan344888 | 5

#7702189 - Monday 1 October 2018 3:27

Maybe rub one out in front of your family instead?

By real life problems | 26

#7702194 - Monday 1 October 2018 4:32

That's always been a fear of mine that's why I turn bluetooth off even if I plug headphones in 😂

By RichardPencil | 27

#7702195 - Monday 1 October 2018 4:33

I hope your house has more than one bathroom. I’d feel sorry for them if you hogged the toilet for a long time just to masturbate.

Unless you’re really quick on the draw, in which case, I’m sorry for you.