FML : Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough...

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Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

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You deserved it

By Bluetooth Connection - / Monday 1 October 2018 03:00 /

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By real life problems | 26

#7702194 - Monday 1 October 2018 4:32

That's always been a fear of mine that's why I turn bluetooth off even if I plug headphones in 😂

By ohsnapword | 21

#7702197 - Monday 1 October 2018 5:00

Let me guess; Spice Girls movie?

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By RoadRunnerZ | 12

#7702188 - Monday 1 October 2018 3:06

You got more action then you wanted

By SandMan344888 | 5

#7702189 - Monday 1 October 2018 3:27

Maybe rub one out in front of your family instead?

By real life problems | 26

#7702194 - Monday 1 October 2018 4:32

That's always been a fear of mine that's why I turn bluetooth off even if I plug headphones in 😂

By RichardPencil | 26

#7702195 - Monday 1 October 2018 4:33

I hope your house has more than one bathroom. I’d feel sorry for them if you hogged the toilet for a long time just to masturbate.

Unless you’re really quick on the draw, in which case, I’m sorry for you.

By ohsnapword | 21

#7702197 - Monday 1 October 2018 5:00

Let me guess; Spice Girls movie?

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Tarlachia | 33

#7702370 - Monday 1 October 2018 15:39

Only in his Spice World Fantasy...

By Justkidding100 | 34

#7702224 - Monday 1 October 2018 7:27

oh man, if YOU could still hear it then you have a traumatized family and a great headset.

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 13

#7702230 - Monday 1 October 2018 7:44

thats why i don't bluetooth my headphones😂😂😂

By aruden | 25

#7702243 - Monday 1 October 2018 8:56

How did you get any sound, even at max, if they were connected to headphones in a different room?

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rickAUS | 19

#7702252 - Monday 1 October 2018 9:18

Yep... seems suss to me. Unless it was so loud they thought it was coming from the phone.. but actually through the wall from their head phones.

By Rabite | 27

#7702342 - Monday 1 October 2018 13:23

How can anybody even watch this stuff not on mute?

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