By Bluetooth Connection - 01/10/2018 03:00

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML
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That's always been a fear of mine that's why I turn bluetooth off even if I plug headphones in 😂

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ohsnapword 21

Let me guess; Spice Girls movie?

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RoadRunnerZ 13

You got more action then you wanted

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SandMan344888 5

Maybe rub one out in front of your family instead?

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real life problems 26
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That's always been a fear of mine that's why I turn bluetooth off even if I plug headphones in 😂

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RichardPencil 30
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I hope your house has more than one bathroom. I’d feel sorry for them if you hogged the toilet for a long time just to masturbate. Unless you’re really quick on the draw, in which case, I’m sorry for you.

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ohsnapword 21

Let me guess; Spice Girls movie?

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Tarlachia 33
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Only in his Spice World Fantasy...

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Justkidding100 36
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oh man, if YOU could still hear it then you have a traumatized family and a great headset.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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thats why i don't bluetooth my headphones😂😂😂

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aruden 25
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How did you get any sound, even at max, if they were connected to headphones in a different room?

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rickAUS 22
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Yep... seems suss to me. Unless it was so loud they thought it was coming from the phone.. but actually through the wall from their head phones.

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Rabite 28
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How can anybody even watch this stuff not on mute?

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