newbiehere99

About Newbiehere99

I don't look to people to give me what I already have. My confidence keeps me alive, my faith keeps me moving. I'm really spontaneous. I'm only on this app for entertainment. I can be funny most of the time, but I also realize I'm not a comedian. I actually dislike about me boxes -.-

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

66%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Newbiehere99's favorite FMLs

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tammy - / Wednesday 27 June 2012 05:05 / United States - Inglewood

Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FMyEx / Thursday 6 December 2012 11:50 / United States - Southington

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I had to help a teenage boy learn how to float. This involves supporting the person's back as they try to float. His boner stood straight up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By julia - / Saturday 1 December 2012 01:02 / United States - Downers Grove

Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bliggins / Wednesday 28 November 2012 03:08 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By I'm stupid / Sunday 25 November 2012 15:08 / United States - Naperville

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newbiehere99

100 kick-ass comments

Night owl

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Mobility

50 quality comments

Consolation prize

50 favorites

A new thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

One more and it's business time