Transportation: Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family...

By anonymous - 05/01/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By Bluetooth Connection - 01/10/2018 03:00

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 00:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML

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By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML

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By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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Saturday 5 January 2013 19:11

It's hard rock that makes you rock hard! Hehe

TheChiver 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 19:11

For your sake I hope it wasn't tentacle ****....

Comments

WhyAmUHere 19

Saturday 5 January 2013 23:13

That's a sticky situation.

fleeper 13

Saturday 5 January 2013 23:13

Dang son...

EsOSiQueEs 14

Saturday 5 January 2013 23:20

It's gonna be a LOOONG trip.

PokemonLove993 17

Saturday 5 January 2013 23:22

I know a few Techno songs that start off with a girl moaning so if your a good liar just say it was the beginning of the song.

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Saturday 5 January 2013 23:53

Why does it matter if it was good **** or not? These preztels are making me thirsty

mbpoland 5

Saturday 5 January 2013 23:57

Been there, done that.

isabellegypsy 12

Sunday 6 January 2013 0:22

That must have been an excruciatingly awkward road trip after that...

stormchaser24 24

Sunday 6 January 2013 0:34

What kind of car do you have? Unless you charged it from the AUX. YDI

wadthe 1

Sunday 6 January 2013 0:47

You stupid there's something called deleting after using it you know

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 6 January 2013 5:32

That's so weird, I never knew that! Did you know there's also this thing called previous comments before yours, that you can actually read through to make sure your suggestion hasn't already been made yet (multiple times, at that)??