Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML
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Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML
Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
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gc327072 30
It's hard rock that makes you rock hard! Hehe
TheChiver 7
For your sake I hope it wasn't tentacle ****....
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Comments (173)
WhyAmUHere 19
That's a sticky situation.
fleeper 13
Dang son...
EsOSiQueEs 14
It's gonna be a LOOONG trip.
PokemonLove993 17
I know a few Techno songs that start off with a girl moaning so if your a good liar just say it was the beginning of the song.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Why does it matter if it was good **** or not? These preztels are making me thirsty
mbpoland 5
Been there, done that.
isabellegypsy 12
That must have been an excruciatingly awkward road trip after that...
stormchaser24 24
What kind of car do you have? Unless you charged it from the AUX. YDI
wadthe 1
You stupid there's something called deleting after using it you know
CharresBarkrey 15
That's so weird, I never knew that! Did you know there's also this thing called previous comments before yours, that you can actually read through to make sure your suggestion hasn't already been made yet (multiple times, at that)??
wonderwomann 7
AHA