Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML
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Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML
Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
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gc327072 30
It's hard rock that makes you rock hard! Hehe
TheChiver 7
For your sake I hope it wasn't tentacle ****....
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Comments (173)
Maverick52 13
How long was the road trip?
lambda_fml 40
"OP: Its just some new age Pop, mom!". **** can always pass as pop music.
lilhellian 26
Unless it's one of those old **** jazz music...
wtffml1979 22
Or you instantly hear the moans.......awkward
jdime209 2
Another awkward road trip! Lol
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Hopefully you pulled it out before they came to the realization of what they were hearing.
Authoress14 15
Learn to read. OP said they heard everything
poccocurantes 7
I am thinking this was a pun. If not, just roll with it.
CharresBarkrey 15
32 - Hearing and comprehending are two different things. They could have heard it, but not understood what it was.
Authoress14 15
YDI. Really?? How stupid can you be? lol
dathan 14
not as stupid as you, apparently. :') you wouldnt expect the car to randomly start playing the latest **** vid you watched when you inserted your phone in the charger.
brew07 5
how was op to know it was going to play ****
DrFuzzyPickles 9
At least he's not as stupid as you look, hoe.
mistercrow 9
Well hopefully it wasnt that god awful 80's workout music.
onorexveritas 23
playing in the background of the **** they obviously heard? yeah... that'd be disturbing
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well, to be fair I've done that too. Not with **** but a normal movie on my MP3 after I let the computer sync it by itself.
CharresBarkrey 15
How is a normal movie as embarrassing as ****?
charvisioku 22
They didn't say it was. They were making the point that it could happen to anyone.
CharresBarkrey 15
Good point! I guess I just read it as them saying they had a similar embarrassing experience.
smumtaz13 2
Hi
PipingMouse 14
Well that must have been awkward.
poccocurantes 7
Sweating with the oldies.
little_one 20
Kids these days don't even jerk it in front of a proper computer... How can you fully enjoy the money shot?! You can't, you just can't.