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By anonymous - 05/01/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By Bluetooth Connection - 01/10/2018 03:00

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

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By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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Saturday 5 January 2013 19:11

It's hard rock that makes you rock hard! Hehe

TheChiver 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 19:11

For your sake I hope it wasn't tentacle ****....

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Steel_BZ 8

Monday 7 January 2013 11:33

How did that happen? I have an iPhone & never had a problem w/ the playback. It's always recognized to jus charge, not play.

icepick23 12

Tuesday 8 January 2013 21:21

So what, if everyone in the car is masturbating, at least it will not be a boring trip..,

janro72 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:24

YDI, OP. You're supposed to be deleting your history after you do those things. tsk tsk tsk. naughty boy

mark1970 10

Sunday 13 January 2013 13:15

Oooops

Deviant_fml 5

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:11

This is ******* hilarious...

surrealJC 4

Friday 18 January 2013 16:16

I hate iPhone programming. I've learned to close my **** after using it.

SiHa00095 15

Thursday 14 February 2013 2:36

This is another reason why you shouldn't watch ****.

Tambit 5

Wednesday 26 June 2013 5:02

Seriously? **** on an iPhone? Get your jollies off while getting myopia...

dafakeslimshady 12

Sunday 10 April 2016 9:15

hey the save thing happened to Burnie from roosterteeth with his gf Ashley

blubfisher 7

Tuesday 31 May 2016 22:18

why were you watching **** in the first place?

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Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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