By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 302
You deserved it 4 020

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IAmzephyr 22

car jacking?

yeah, I should probably apologize for that.


Ewwww! You can't unsee that -___-

ewwwe. can't unsee you

Ewwww you're an asshole! Figuratively, and literally.

yeah, I should probably apologize for that.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

So.... Did you still help him?

Says the girl with semi nudes as her profile picture....

StiffPvtParts 43

Must've been some very juicy porn c:

pauliegon 18

Best comment I've seen on FML

Brain bleach would be a good thing to have after seeing that.

FusionPlacebo 26

That's why I never pull over to see if someone needs help.

As if that happened to you.

Wow, you're not very sharp, are you?

cmarksjr 16

I guess he was helping himself..

That's one hell of a joyride

Did O.P join?

So did you help him?

Dillyduzit 23

Sounds like the beginning of a porno.

look at OP's name... i guess they were willing to 'assist' :P

IAmzephyr 22

car jacking?

Perhaps car jerking?

you just ruined the joke!

Well done, #65, now it's forever unfunny.

but boys normally don't jerk off in a car

Couldn't he have waited to go home and do it in the privacy of his own house? -_-

Some people's self control is sub par.

RedPillSucks 31

when you gotta cum, you gotta cum.

martin8337 35

Unless 10 other people live there. Then it may be difficult to jack it with no privacy.

brain bleach, please. Could he do that in private?