By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Spicy
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
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Edward862 7

yeah, I should probably apologize for that.

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Edward862 7

yeah, I should probably apologize for that.

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4WheelBurnout 14

Says the girl with semi nudes as her profile picture....

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StiffPvtParts 43

Must've been some very juicy **** c:

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pauliegon 18

Best comment I've seen on FML

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davincidasecond 24

Brain bleach would be a good thing to have after seeing that.

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FusionPlacebo 26

That's why I never pull over to see if someone needs help.

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Dillyduzit 23

Sounds like the beginning of a porno.

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ironmany_fml 23

look at OP's name... i guess they were willing to 'assist' :P

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failedgamer01 20

Couldn't he have waited to go home and do it in the privacy of his own house? -_-

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SlimDanny 15

Some people's self control is sub par.

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RedPillSucks 31

when you gotta cum, you gotta cum.

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martin8337 35

Unless 10 other people live there. Then it may be difficult to jack it with no privacy.

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the_aspect 28

brain bleach, please. Could he do that in private?

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