FML : Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something...

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By someoneneedsassistance / Friday 24 April 2015 15:07 / United States - Woodford

Intimacy

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By IAmzephyr | 22

#6272174 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:02

car jacking?

By Edward862 | 7

#6272156 - Friday 24 April 2015 23:59

yeah, I should probably apologize for that.

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By limegreenpoopie | 30

#6272153 - Friday 24 April 2015 23:58

Ewwww! You can't unsee that -___-

ironmany_fml | 23

#6272482 - Saturday 25 April 2015 6:36

ewwwe. can't unsee you

LittleBastard | 20

#6272498 - Saturday 25 April 2015 7:03

Ewwww you're an asshole! Figuratively, and literally.

By Edward862 | 7

#6272156 - Friday 24 April 2015 23:59

yeah, I should probably apologize for that.

munchly | 17

#6272239 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:53

You should be ashamed of yourself!

funsizedliz | 15

#6272257 - Saturday 25 April 2015 1:09

So.... Did you still help him?

4WheelBurnout | 14

#6272331 - Saturday 25 April 2015 2:05

Says the girl with semi nudes as her profile picture....

StiffPvtParts | 42

#6272408 - Saturday 25 April 2015 4:23

Must've been some very juicy porn c:

pauliegon | 18

#6272433 - Saturday 25 April 2015 5:02

Best comment I've seen on FML

By davincidasecond | 24

#6272157 - Friday 24 April 2015 23:59

Brain bleach would be a good thing to have after seeing that.

By FusionPlacebo | 26

#6272158 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:00

That's why I never pull over to see if someone needs help.

Markovski | 18

#6272168 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:01

As if that happened to you.

melisssa87 | 28

#6272898 - Saturday 25 April 2015 17:23

Well then I guess you dont want anyone to pull over when you need help too

DanCastellaneta | 17

#6273646 - Sunday 26 April 2015 6:34

Wow, you're not very sharp, are you?

By cmarksjr | 16

#6272162 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:00

I guess he was helping himself..

theTravinator | 21

#6272250 - Saturday 25 April 2015 1:05

That's one hell of a joyride

TheBelt | 19

#6272341 - Saturday 25 April 2015 2:19

Did O.P join?

By dragonkisses28 | 25

#6272169 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:02

So did you help him?

Dillyduzit | 23

#6272241 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:53

Sounds like the beginning of a porno.

ironmany_fml | 23

#6272483 - Saturday 25 April 2015 6:38

look at OP's name... i guess they were willing to 'assist' :P

By IAmzephyr | 22

#6272174 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:02

car jacking?

Zarokona | 9

#6272649 - Saturday 25 April 2015 10:37

Perhaps car jerking?

pugpuggy | 21

#6272670 - Saturday 25 April 2015 11:34

you just ruined the joke!

ZombieSazza | 34

#6272822 - Saturday 25 April 2015 15:49

Well done, #65, now it's forever unfunny.

By insideoutoreo33 | 8

#6272176 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:04

Boys will be boys

edward80 | 18

#6272247 - Saturday 25 April 2015 1:04

but boys normally don't jerk off in a car

By failedgamer01 | 18

#6272179 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:05

Couldn't he have waited to go home and do it in the privacy of his own house? -_-

SlimDanny | 15

#6272207 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:28

Some people's self control is sub par.

RedPillSucks | 31

#6272437 - Saturday 25 April 2015 5:05

when you gotta cum,
you gotta cum.

martin8337 | 35

#6272648 - Saturday 25 April 2015 10:33

Unless 10 other people live there. Then it may be difficult to jack it with no privacy.

By the_aspect | 28

#6272181 - Saturday 25 April 2015 0:05

brain bleach, please. Could he do that in private?

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