By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

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Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
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IAmzephyr 22

car jacking?

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Edward862 7
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yeah, I should probably apologize for that.

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limegreenpoopie 31
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Ewwww! You can't unsee that -___-

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ironmany_fml 23
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ewwwe. can't unsee you

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LittleBastard 20
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Ewwww you're an asshole! Figuratively, and literally.

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Edward862 7
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yeah, I should probably apologize for that.

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munchly 17
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You should be ashamed of yourself!

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funsizedliz 15
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So.... Did you still help him?

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4WheelBurnout 14
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Says the girl with semi nudes as her profile picture....

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StiffPvtParts 43

Must've been some very juicy porn c:

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pauliegon 18

Best comment I've seen on FML

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davincidasecond 24
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Brain bleach would be a good thing to have after seeing that.

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FusionPlacebo 26

That's why I never pull over to see if someone needs help.

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Markovski 18
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As if that happened to you.

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DanCastellaneta 17
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Wow, you're not very sharp, are you?

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cmarksjr 16

I guess he was helping himself..

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theTravinator 21
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That's one hell of a joyride

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TheBelt 19
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Did O.P join?

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dragonkisses28 25
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So did you help him?

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Dillyduzit 23

Sounds like the beginning of a porno.

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ironmany_fml 23
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look at OP's name... i guess they were willing to 'assist' :P

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IAmzephyr 22

car jacking?

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Zarokona 9
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Perhaps car jerking?

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pugpuggy 21
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you just ruined the joke!

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ZombieSazza 34
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Well done, #65, now it's forever unfunny.

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edward80 18
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but boys normally don't jerk off in a car

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failedgamer01 20
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Couldn't he have waited to go home and do it in the privacy of his own house? -_-

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SlimDanny 15
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Some people's self control is sub par.

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RedPillSucks 31

when you gotta cum, you gotta cum.

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martin8337 35

Unless 10 other people live there. Then it may be difficult to jack it with no privacy.

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the_aspect 28
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brain bleach, please. Could he do that in private?

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