Anonymous
United States
Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Stoner
Sydney, Australia
Stoner
Today, I was supposed to wash my wife's underwear, then go to work and interview a new educator at 10.30am. I ended up smoking weed, getting stoned, and sitting in my car at 11.00am at a McDonald's. I'm now sitting at my desk and still high as fuck. FML
Anonymous
Southwark, United Kingdom
In-house entertainment
Today, I smoked weed with my girlfriend and we ordered some Chinese food. I was too high to open the box and she watched me struggle for 10 minutes. FML
junkie
Antwerp, Belgium
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML
ThatsNotRight
United States
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
BCBUDDY
United States
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
BigSister
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad influence
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Spanish Steps
Spain
Alexa, play "Just Make it Stop" by Low
Today, I got stoned with the clowns at the birthday party I took my niece to. This is a new low point. FML
klutz
United States
Night on the town
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
HappyMan
Corpus Christi, United States
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
Top comments
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha, I bet that was trippy;)
thew_fml 14
i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok
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Crazafon 19
I'm curious as to how your feet fit in her high heels?
yesyesnonono 10
By "her", he meant "mine once I went to the mall and bought a pair for myself"
420Zombie 17
#16: either op has tiny girl feet (for entertainment purposes I'm assuming op is male) or his sister has giant Paul Bunyan feet
GuessWhatKids 13
Getting high isn't something that would give you "bad karma"... and if you think it is you're very misinformed about drugs, weed in particular.
Reaper1984 13
Ok, three things here 1 not sure this should be a FML, 2 the words accidentally and stoned needs to be removed, 3 YDI
Welshite 40
1. It's up to the mods to decide if it's FML worthy. 2. Removing words would completely change the FML. 3. There's a button for that.
lightburns 10
#20, I think #18 was saying that this guy it "accidentally"-on-purpose.
shellzy 20
I'm actually pretty impressed that you managed to walk on high heels while stoned without breaking an ankle. I get the feeling you've done this before...
Enslaved 38
Mmmmm a Slurpee sounds good, right about now!
firefly319 7
That was either a significant amount of weed, or you're lightweight... My question is whether you wobbled wearing them or with confidence and swagger. Either way, your sister needs to hide her clothing and make-up as that is the natural next step. ^.^
honeyred1 2
I've been around a few people high on weed & never have seen them do that. You sure you weren't tripping on acid? Because if not then I think you have a future in heels. It'll be a fun ride
BubbleGrunge 18
I'm not quite sure why you got thumbed down. Honestly, it's idiots like OP and their bullshit stories that give stoners a bad name. No one acts that way on pot; only fools claim they do.
j_cat187 20
If it was acid, he probably wouldn't make it out of the door on account of the dragon.
streetriots 9
LSD wouldn't have that kind of effect and neither should weed. OP is just using weed as an excuse to act out their desires.
hayds95 9
I've done a similar act on acid..nun costume and red pumps to 7-11. I wasn't tripping but it gave me a confidence boost. If you were truly stoned, you wouldn't want to move..especially walking in heels :P it's no easy feat!
doit4ah15 10
taking young wild and free a little to far
kiraleann 16
I would wonder if your weed was laced if I were you. I've never known anyone to be that unconscious of their actions while high from just plain weed.
Enslaved 38
"Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high"
sanih 2
(y) afroman ;)
Enslaved 38
Yep!(: