Anonymous
United States
Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Stoner
Sydney, Australia
Stoner
Today, I was supposed to wash my wife's underwear, then go to work and interview a new educator at 10.30am. I ended up smoking weed, getting stoned, and sitting in my car at 11.00am at a McDonald's. I'm now sitting at my desk and still high as fuck. FML
Anonymous
Southwark, United Kingdom
In-house entertainment
Today, I smoked weed with my girlfriend and we ordered some Chinese food. I was too high to open the box and she watched me struggle for 10 minutes. FML
junkie
Antwerp, Belgium
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML
ThatsNotRight
United States
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
BCBUDDY
United States
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
BigSister
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad influence
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Spanish Steps
Spain
Alexa, play "Just Make it Stop" by Low
Today, I got stoned with the clowns at the birthday party I took my niece to. This is a new low point. FML
klutz
United States
Night on the town
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
HappyMan
Corpus Christi, United States
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
Top comments
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha, I bet that was trippy;)
thew_fml 14
i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok
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Comments (49)
ninjaqueen101 18
Oh but I bet he was stylin' ;)
BubbleGrunge 18
OP, you should have said you were drunk because I think most people would believe you put heels on plastered from alcohol than stoned. Being stoned doesn't turn you into a cross dresser OP.
trinityfagan 5
That's not how weed works, bro.
musikchik 6
You can't blame that on weed - that was your own stupidity.
xkncas 8
Sorry buddy...weed lowers inhibitions...which means you'd been wanting to try wearing heels for a while now. You deserved it--and maybe should go ahead and try on a dress to get it either out of your system, or prove you like it. Either way: you deserved it.
ezE22 0
Accidentally? What kind of ish are you smoking exactly? I've never seen any person who smoked high enough to make a stupid mistake like this one. Maybe you're just an idiot. Fyourlife.
j_cat187 20
If you where able to mistake vans for heals then it is a miracle you where able to make it to 7-11.
Thisfreakingguy 10
I work at a 7-11 and thats nothing compared to what I have seen.
twinkiefeets 17
That wasn't weed.
simoncat 11
Yeah, "stoned"...uh huh.