By HappyMan - 03/08/2012 02:14 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
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mrghdfy76 8


OfficialJSmooth 8

Flying high... Grounded... See what he did there?


Haha, parents can be suspicious. FYL, OP.

Thursday737 7

your profile pic isbthe exact opposite of what someone saying that would look like.

Thursday737 7

derp typing

HowAreYouToday 34

Anyone notice how "OP" is like the cyclops version of ":P"?

Finally feeling happy. In comes troll mom. Aaaaand there it goes.

Meh, screw weed, I'm only high after sex.

You should make them buy a drug test before grounding you. That's what my brother did to my parents.. But it ended up being positive anyway lol.

Rin_deviluke 3

High on life enough said!

HowAreYouToday 34

Yeah! Good for you.

Moral of the story: moping always wins

OP: I'm in such a great mood :D first time this has happened for weeks! OP's mom: *enters room* OP: oh hey mom! I'm feeling great! OP's mom: you're high. aaaaand grounded. OP: wtf??? good feeling's gone :/

HowAreYouToday 34

My parents do the same thing when I'm happy

My mother does the opposite. If I'm in a bad mood, she gets on my case. So I constantly have to pretend to be happy, because if I dare let on that I'm upset, I get punished. Like I literally get grounded for crying.

HowAreYouToday 34

Ah. Well, thankfully I'm a thousand miles away from the 'rents. XD it's just that my phone calls go like this: "yeah, life is going great right now." "OMIGOD ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!"

"How are you today, HowAreYouToday? You better not be happy!"

I get you! Same with my mom. All my mom says is sop making a fool out of urself. What a great way to make someone happy again huh? xP

One time I was in a really good mood, and my mom thought I was on drugs because of it. I never thought of myself of being gloomy, and it was a mood killer and sort of depressing. Sigh.

mrghdfy76 8


... aaaand now the song is stuck in my head.

BunchieRules 31

And don't it feel good? Yes, grammar Nazis, not all songs use perfect english.

Trisha_aus 15

Oh great, this also reminded me of "i gotta pocket full of sunshine" well it'll be stuck in my head for quite a Emma stone in easy A, I'll be singing that in the fricken shower.

Inheritance 10

"Woah double rainbow all the way in the sky!"

Inheritance 10

Across the sky* just noticed hah..

I instantly thought of Family guy when I read your comment

I don't understand o.0

perdix 29

It must suck to have goth parents.

HowAreYouToday 34

"you're happy?! That's it! You're grounded for a month!"

TiMe_oF_dYiNg13 6

Where from OP's statement did you get "Goth Parents"

perdix 29

#26, from making shit up -- it's kinda my hobby, and my gift.

26 - she got it from your name

Perdix is a guy, just thought you should know.

Riight thanks. My apologies, mister perdix.

26, don't tell me you practice goth.


71- I never knew you could practice goth. I thought one just became goth? Hmm. I'll be back. I need to research this.

60- you never know, perdix Could have been lying to us all this time, just to screw with our minds... °_•

In Hungary, white is the new black!

"Mom, I'm happy." :) "Happy?! What the hell kinda drugs are you on?!!"

Thursday737 7

I wonder what they would think if you were actually high?

"Why the hell is our child dancing on the roof, singing Bob Marley songs?"

bertman21 5

This is a crappy fml he didn't even get grounded. Who cares if his parents think he's on drugs. Worst fml ever!!

The_F3rris 11

They probably wouldn't have a clue.

They'd probably flip out on him twice as much, One being he's on drugs and two for him trying to get the lobster off of their face.

Drugs are good mkay

OfficialJSmooth 8

Flying high... Grounded... See what he did there?

U were just high on life! :D

mtrrace 4

Well don't let that bring you down:)

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad/ I got sunshine, in a bag/ I'm not useless, but not for long/ 'cause the future, is coming on, it's coming on. (I am sorry for those who dont get this reference)

morganrules123 10

That song is gonna be stuck in my head for a week now. Thanks.

wildsweetchild 19

Love this song! ..thanks.. now it's stuck in my head... till the end of my workday, everybody at my work will be mumbling it as well :D

you know when you see lyrics, you're able to sing them but you're mind isn't capable of telling you the name and artist? I have that right now :( I'm gonna have to Google this :(

mrnuleef 7

Gorillaz - clint eastwood. Song rules! Feel good inc kicks ass too. Anyone remember the old itunes dancing silhouette commercials?

only just noticed my mistake *your. I need to slow down when typing or proof read!

The_F3rris 11

You know what that song is about right? You stiff anti-weed butts.