how does that work?

it must have tasted good

-10 depends what was on the end of the fork

fork you.

I'm sure it was an accident. you were just practicing for your boyfriends prosthetic genitalia.

Jay Bear, Why don't you come over and I'll show you.;) But I don't have a fork. Hope that's alright.

Jay Bear, Why don't you come over and I'll show you.;) But I don't have a fork. Hope that's alright.

Damn she must be good.

insert dirty joke here "______________"

Fuck this double posting bullshit. Mother fucker.

i had trouble clicking this...

OP should be used to deep-throating items. her last name is Beiber.

"Accidentally"

old habits die hard I guess. have you gotten rid of your gag reflex op?

Practicing with forks just isn't practical, op. Try using a 3 musketeers bar. Or gogurt for the full effect.

65- Thats what I do!:D

Yum yum yum.

you must live in soviet Russia... if you get that joke, kudos

Practice makes perfect.

this must be gayboii again...

Well, if it wasn't an accident, then hopefully it works according to plan (;

bahahahahahahahahaha WIN ^^

op must've been pretty damn hungry

24, you are creepy.

Nah girl, we're the same age. It's not creepy at all..... Nah you're right it's pretty creepy.

I'm on iPhone and I find it very difficult to click on this FML?

YDI it for making this hard to select on my iPhone.

That's what happens when you blow the tin man!

okay the comment you made was creepy, but funny ill give you that

51, 118, 119, etc. Stop whining. Concisely effed lives are the best. You're just jealous of pro clickers who get it first try, like me.

jaybear. I'm just going to say that posting pictures of you in a bikini on a public site where most people remain anonymous is basically asking for the more perverted users to send you a message or creep on you.. id recommend not using it. but your choice.

oh boy, im really sorry about that, honest i thought i had changed it, i apologize..

OP, you're doing this totally wrong. Gayboii mastered the art of deep throat already. Try a pen next time. You fail.

oh wow

Well I'm not afraid of not being anonymous. So I'll give you guys my name, address, real DOB, Social Security Number, Drivers License, STDs, and my paychecks. And not being In a bikini won't effect what I say. If I find someone attractive I make it very well known.

29. who said it was a girl...

wow i thought i was the only one

139 her name has bieber in it.

if that kind of joke didn't work the first 50 times, it's not gonna work for you.

Did someone say Justin Beiber?! OMG! *Screams like a little girl*

lmaooooooo same!

but biebers balls didn't drop yet?

"Today, I accidentally my whole fork. FML." Fixed.

its supposed to be a penis not a fork

when you apply for a job be sure to mention that where it asks what your good at... you'll get the job for sure.

Forked in the mouth...

91- says the dude with a Justin bieber haircut, lulz

lmao me too

Exweese me?? Oh no you didn't. Honestly, I hate Justin Bieber but I LIKE his haircut. That's actually the new style. Getcho' $h¡T str8. Duhh.

I don't even...

I get it, but still explain. :3

1- my thoughts exactly 83- there is no such thing as perfect

fucking retard^

how does that work?

How…?

on a first date? Shame on you!

tthis is probs a lie on the show untold stories of the er a bulimic girl deep throated one and choked to death...

a whole new level of kinky.

practice makes perfect

I have no gag reflex... Guess OP is trying to get rid of hers too. Lol!

that's hot.

swallow?

How was it? ;)

she'll make a very food wife someday

4 - it was yummayy_

it was forking terrible!!

the above comments are full of fail.

The make-up sex was amazing.

I heard it's a sensational feeling! (:

practice makes perfect.

probably yummaay lol

just like you 177!!!!!

177- what? too spoon?

That face makeup is sick! :D

Hmm...

yay for puns about deep throating shit

What an image.

ah dude! not a nice image!

someone likes things in their through

I assume you were trying to spell throat, in that case, you should not be allowed on the internet...

I misspelled throat and my spellcheck replaced it with through, nice being an asshole

it's dicks like captain_obvious that shouldn't be aloud to post things on the Internet

allowed*

hes an asshole because you cant read what you type?

*he's * can't

that'd be a ... forky... situation!!!

Nice, nice...

Well played 7, well played.

just off topic here... both of u r hot :)

I think you were trying too hard.

Need to spoon? ;)

it's all about the sporking

how could you people put negative votes on that?!?! I enjoyed that joke

157- agreed^