Bad influence
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
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Top comments
Addddam 0
Grounded? **** that. Man up, tell your parents they're being unreasonable, and go do what you like.
coldplaylive2003 0
tell them it's their fault for not teaching you not to do drugs...
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Comments (151)
Gia0896 0
WOW> hella sucks for you. Dont be too sad though..
Rainhawk94 27
Your comment reflects your intelligence.
browneyedbeauty1_fml 0
I agree with #17
djskidd 9
Wait, what?
Parky03 9
Lol, agree'd with 17 before anyone posted it
RandomHavoc1 13
i agree with 17 too. ...good prediction? haha
JustSoLost 8
Aww. That sucks. =(
coldplaylive2003 0
tell them it's their fault for not teaching you not to do drugs...
Zwische 13
LOL i love you for that comment!
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
I know that kind of parents, I really feel your pain. idk the word for it in english, but it sort of sounds like the lastborn child syndrome
coldplaylive2003 0
that doesn't mean you don't do drugs maybe they use you as an example of how bad people turn out when their on drugs
SomeRandomGuy18 0
Marijuana barely even does anything to your body! What's the big deal? Infact, with the prohibition it's easier to get weed then alcohol!
chanman 0
out of a bong, i see no problem with it. Smoking (at all) should be banned, I think. And no, weed is NOT easier to get than alcohol.
HumansSuck 0
Weed IS easier to get than alcohol, if you're under 21. Seriously. Drug dealers sell to anyone. And smoking shouldn't be banned; that takes away freedom. If they banned smoking, they'd use the same argument to ban something else. It's a slippery slope.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Marijuana wrecks your short term memory, kills brain cells (which can't be replaced) and puts you at really serious health risks. What was that about barely doing anything to your body?
brilliantbarbie 0
Really PandaPandaPanda?? And what the hell is your SourceSourceSource??? I HIGHLY doubt you have one, and citing some crappy wiki page, OR some bullshit blog is NOT a source. Please, I challange you to give me one verifiable source to support all that you asserted in your post. Frankly, just because you DECIDED to make up something, or you heard something through the grapevine does not make it true, valid or even remotely relevant. Before you go telling people that they're killing brain cells, and have "serious health risks" at least check out what your saying. It may have an impact on your short term memory, however, there are NO serious health risks associated with Marijuana and there is also NO verifiable evidence that you lose brain cells (that never come back). Why dont you pick up a book, rather then listening to rediculous crap that uneducated people spew in your direction, obviously your verbal sources are lacking, hit me up if you need some reading recommendations that will verse you on the actual implications of Marijuana.
Musje 0
This is basically bullcrap... Weed does less damage to your body then alcohol. In fact, the worst part about smoking weed is the tobacco that's used to keep it burning. Also @ OP: If I'd get the blame for my sister coming home stoned, I'd make her admit I had nothing to do with it. I'm not going to get grounded because she's stupid enough to take drugs without knowing how to handle them. I can be pretty much a pain in the ass kid when I get the blame for something I haven't done... And it works!
boshans 0
Um...there is no tobacco in weed that is used to keep it burning. It is a plant, it burns by itself. Unless you put tobacco in it yourself, but that is not so it keeps burning.
hwkfan1 10
you guys would seriously all know since you all smoke it wake up to the real world it's not cool to do drugs it ruins your life you guys are all imature bitches(by the way you just got owned by a 12 your old you homos)
whoisthisgirl 4
first marijuana has tar and you keep it inhaled longer. so it affects your lungs. it does screw with your short term memory if you are a user of it commonly. wikipedia has been found to be as accurate as the online thesaurus, from a study done a while ago all you people that say it does nothing, probably do it. stop being so arrogant and accept the fact that it can do something.
TheMuffinMan007 0
if you smoke it without the tar it's fine even George Washington grew meridicinal marijuana
bentleyGCspeed 0
oh my ******* god 110... They obviously teach children that their aren't any medical benefits or that marijuana is a pain reliever that doesn't have as high of an addiction rate as others such as vicodin, percisits or how about any other narcotics. Marijuana was legalized in over 10 states now for medical use, meaning that the legislative branch in a series of states believes it's helpful. In fact California is having a vote this year for recreational use (over the age of 18). So before we get "owned" by a 12 "your" old, learn what you're talking about, not just what dare officers tell you.
morelemmonpledge 2
Take a ******* hike you dumb 12 yearold you have no say in this.
Dogman332 0
guys try smoking catnip. has same effects as pot, but it isnt illegal.
kayceesaysfyl 0
wow your parents clearly have bad judgement.