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Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

Haha, I bet that was trippy;)

thew_fml 14

i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok

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Welshite 40

No no. That's just your normal intelligence level.

perdix 31

Didn't you notice that you were much taller than normal? Being high doesn't mean altitude (it's just attitude ;))

NoDontKillMe 19

Always love your comments, perdix [^_^]

TheElBurrrito 21

So do I. Especially the comments that fly pass the barrier of appropriate/inappropriate. It just melts my heart. Ha!

SwtCherryPie 26

I smoke some of the best weed you can get in this area. And I smoke almost all day every day. Ive never been too high to know what shoes I was putting on. You were smoking something else in your weed or it was your first time smoking and your friends lied and put something else in your weed. Weed doesnt make you that stupid. It may make you a bit giggly and a bit slower but its not going to make you so ******* dumb that you cant tell the difference between ******* high heels and tennis shoes.

stewpididiot 11

It evidently makes YOU ramble on a bit tho..

gracehi 33

I agree. I used to smoke weed, although I don't anymore, and I can't imagine anything like this happening simply because someone is high on marijuana. I run the risk of getting moderated for saying this, but I call bullshit in this FML.

Ultimate_No 7

I have a feeling he's like "that guy" that gets drunk off of nonalcoholic beer just because he thought it was alcoholic and does stupid stuff like this.

BubbleGrunge 18

Thank you 40! I don't like to go around stating my love for pot, but I do smoke and often! I've never made the idiotic mistakes the so called stoners post to FML. There is no way in hell that smoking pot made you forget what shoes you should wear unless it was laced with something else. I'm calling BS on this story however OP if it's true, than obviously you can't handle your weed and need to lay off.

BobbieH 19

Sorry but you don't "accidentally" put on high heels and walk to 7-11 because you're stoned on weed. You put them on because you want them on and either lost your inhibition about it or thought this excuse would pass.

sythe511 28

YDI for doing drugs and not expecting things like this to happen.

TheElBurrrito 21

#51, sythe511: You're stupid. That is all.

Elisabethandrine 29

Guess you were high then

NoDontKillMe 19

I see what you did there

ComoEsJuan 24

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down! You are all welcome for getting that stuck in your head..

cosicosei 22

am I the only one that notices it doesn't say whether op is male or female? I mrsn it would obviously be way better and it would be more of an fml if they were male but maybe they're female?? I don't know, just an idea!

simplysarcastics 26

Yeah sure... On accident. Yet, you walked all the way to the store, seems like you did it before or maybe its just natural.

laden_swallow09 35

Drugs are bad, mmkay?