FML : Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing...

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ThatsNotRight / Saturday 31 January 2009 04:08 / United States

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By gummibehrs | 4

#511964 - Monday 24 August 2009 10:18

YDI for smoking.

By Jabulls | 0

#50794 - Sunday 22 March 2009 09:51

#11 remember, booty shorts come in XL too.

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By Sipos | 0

#4689 - Saturday 21 February 2009 02:43

Who cares? I bet all the people who noticed loved it.

By Jabulls | 0

#50794 - Sunday 22 March 2009 09:51

#11 remember, booty shorts come in XL too.

thisiscat | 14

#4400176 - Monday 7 May 2012 04:45

And XXXL

littlehippie091 | 4

#5922861 - Tuesday 22 April 2014 05:24

and XXXXXXXL as well

By could_be_funny | 0

#72687 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 06:33

hahaha @11 sad but true

By yellowdevel | 0

#106726 - Monday 13 April 2009 04:08

was the hole in the front or back?

By ct_fml | 0

#108951 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 01:31

smartt

By fuckkkkk_fml | 0

#131922 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 05:31

nice

By FMLlolFYL | 0

#174371 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 07:11

lol sucks for u pal

michelleJ11 | 25

#5622010 - Sunday 11 August 2013 01:03

If only there was a button for that. Oh wait ...

By prettytappr | 0

#213300 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 03:48

Hopefully your weren't wearing a thong or something embarassing. Or I guess even more embarassing, going commando

Horsempeg | 25

#5544955 - Friday 21 June 2013 06:46

booty shorts are underwear. unless she's referring to realllly short shorts which would be odd

michelleJ11 | 25

#5622011 - Sunday 11 August 2013 01:04

Booty 'shorts' are really short shorts. I don't think OP would be walking onto a balcony that's located in front of the busiest street in town while wearing underwear ...