Today, I got stoned with the clowns at the birthday party I took my niece to. This is a new low point. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML
Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I got broken up with by a professional clown who lives with his elderly parents and doesn’t have a car. This is definitely a low point. FML
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Who would think that someone who makes a clown of themselves intentionally is also a stoner?
twiztidace 1
I fail to see how this is a bad thing
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Who would think that someone who makes a clown of themselves intentionally is also a stoner?
twiztidace 1
I fail to see how this is a bad thing
wysegirl 24
I hope her parents think twice about leaving her with you again.
raven_of_azarath 35
It took me way too long to realize you meant actual clowns and weren’t just calling people names.
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
Sounds both hilarious and terrifying