Anonymous
United States
Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Stoner
Sydney, Australia
Stoner
Today, I was supposed to wash my wife's underwear, then go to work and interview a new educator at 10.30am. I ended up smoking weed, getting stoned, and sitting in my car at 11.00am at a McDonald's. I'm now sitting at my desk and still high as fuck. FML
Anonymous
Southwark, United Kingdom
In-house entertainment
Today, I smoked weed with my girlfriend and we ordered some Chinese food. I was too high to open the box and she watched me struggle for 10 minutes. FML
junkie
Antwerp, Belgium
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML
ThatsNotRight
United States
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
BCBUDDY
United States
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
BigSister
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad influence
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Spanish Steps
Spain
Alexa, play "Just Make it Stop" by Low
Today, I got stoned with the clowns at the birthday party I took my niece to. This is a new low point. FML
klutz
United States
Night on the town
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
HappyMan
Corpus Christi, United States
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
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ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha, I bet that was trippy;)
thew_fml 14
i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok
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Ceejay1 13
How can you mistake heels for vans .
Felling 14
This FML is not only stupid but just unbelievable. Like how did this make it? How is this an FML except trying to make weed look bad (again). Jesus, some people can't ******* handle their drugs and shouldn't be doing it. Any of my stoner friends could figure out the difference between heels and vans. -__-
stevothedevo 25
Sounds like you were smoking crack.. Not weed.
cl4ptp 18
Cannabis doesn't have that kind of effect. If you were really that stoned, you wouldn't have even wanted to make the effort to walk to 7-11, unless it was to buy food.
hugepenises 1
How the hell do you mistake vans for high heels? They're not even the same type of shoe and I've been stoned to the point where I couldn't lift my head up off the couch and could still tell the difference between shoes. this has to be fake
Cfjla15 6
weed does not make you that dumb, my friend. You are an idiot of the 1st degree.
jondmon91 10
Bullshit
dermor 3
I call bullshit, you put them because you wanted to
shannon2348 14
I smoke weed. I have never been that ****** up on just weed. thsts ridiculous