By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
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I would have left after the first punch, nobody deserve to be treated like that and alcohol is not an excuse.

Sounds like a typical family gathering then. I mean, at least for me. Gotta stop the mario party+Monopoly marathons.

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I would have left after the first punch, nobody deserve to be treated like that and alcohol is not an excuse.

1 - People treat me like that all the time. I mean, I guess it hurts my feelings sometimes, but the "Get off our lawn you filthy naked drunk!" is too far.

Man, what a family... I will let the punching slip, but slapping across the face definitely crossed the line, drunk or not, at least it crossed mine..

Sounds like a typical family gathering then. I mean, at least for me. Gotta stop the mario party+Monopoly marathons.

Happy family reunion, no wonder you don't want to visit very often!

I wanna know what you guys were talking about that they just attacked you like that.

How rude to treat a guest, sorry you had to go through that. Hope next time is better.

If there is a next time...

Ahhhhh... One man's family...

Is another person's trash?

White Trash maybe.

Does anyone elsw consider "white trash" a racial slur? Honest question.

Is another man's psychopathic next door neighbors?

"Most dysfunctional family since the Jackson Fucking Five"

I got the ERB reference

Poker Faceee ;)

I wish I could thumbs up this more :) I love them!!

I can see why you don't visit often. My family is like that so I feel your pain OP. I hope that your relationship with your family gets better over time.

than you should punch and slap back and visit more often

With alcohol in their systems, that is not a good idea..

ok how about getting them completely waisted, than when they pass out, dropping on the side of a highway in the middle of no ware naked, I doubt they wont drink to heavily at one of your family things ever again

It's almost like you're mispelling all those words pn purpose. I feel like I'm deciphering a coded message.

55- Are you aware that you are misspelling so many words?

Wow all families have their issues but that's going beyond

Your family could have its own reality show. We all know what people would pay to watch family violence.