By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
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meow_jess 11
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I would have left after the first punch, nobody deserve to be treated like that and alcohol is not an excuse.

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Pleonasm 35
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Sounds like a typical family gathering then. I mean, at least for me. Gotta stop the mario party+Monopoly marathons.

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meow_jess 11
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I would have left after the first punch, nobody deserve to be treated like that and alcohol is not an excuse.

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MrBrightside21 20

1 - People treat me like that all the time. I mean, I guess it hurts my feelings sometimes, but the "Get off our lawn you filthy naked drunk!" is too far.

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license2chill 5
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Man, what a family... I will let the punching slip, but slapping across the face definitely crossed the line, drunk or not, at least it crossed mine..

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Pleonasm 35
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Sounds like a typical family gathering then. I mean, at least for me. Gotta stop the mario party+Monopoly marathons.

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carry_on 19
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Happy family reunion, no wonder you don't want to visit very often!

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misunderstood94 15
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I wanna know what you guys were talking about that they just attacked you like that.

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Free4ever 6
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How rude to treat a guest, sorry you had to go through that. Hope next time is better.

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Michael_92 20

If there is a next time...

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loserman67 35
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Ahhhhh... One man's family...

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HowieDoIt 21
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Is another person's trash?

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Pleonasm 35
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White Trash maybe.

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RvidxrKlvn 8

Does anyone elsw consider "white trash" a racial slur? Honest question.

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evig_fml 16
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Is another man's psychopathic next door neighbors?

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ColdplaySucks 18
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"Most dysfunctional family since the Jackson Fucking Five"

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anythingmustbe 18
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I got the ERB reference

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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Poker Faceee ;)

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kate714 12

I wish I could thumbs up this more :) I love them!!

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GothickNihilist 15
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I can see why you don't visit often. My family is like that so I feel your pain OP. I hope that your relationship with your family gets better over time.

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_Burnett89 9

Wow all families have their issues but that's going beyond

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Artsygirl90 14
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Your family could have its own reality show. We all know what people would pay to watch family violence.

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anythingmustbe 18
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Family cant live with them but by the sounds of things you have better chances of living, without them.

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