Love: Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during... - FML

By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over my date. FML

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By RitaDahhlinnnng - 25/08/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML

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By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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Belch monster

By gross - 23/05/2021 02:00

Today, while on a date with an amazing guy, I burped. He called me a disgusting pig and immediately left. I have burped a total of three times in my life and have therefore never learned how to control it. FML

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:41

Better luck next time(:

MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:50

What if you actually threw up? o_o That would have been worse, let's try to see the bright side.

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chrissirhc987 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:36

what a failure.

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 6:16

don't worry if she was already kissing you on the first date I'm sure she's the kinda girl that has had alot worse things in her mouth than a burp ;)

MusicSweetie16 2

Friday 13 July 2012 22:21

44 , OP is a girl ..

sophielotus 2

Thursday 6 September 2012 20:51

A kiss on a first date? Not that big of a deal...It's not like they had sex. Relax.

tooflirty 8

Friday 31 January 2014 6:48

That's a FML that OP's date should have written

Yaggi 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:38

one of a kind :)

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:41

Better luck next time(:

TFNLbosox 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:45

ur hot

nikkibeez 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:42

hahaha! fyl, OP! hopefully you had minty breath and could make up for it. here's to the 6th time trying to post this -_-

cradle6 13

Saturday 15 January 2011 21:10

Hate the damn comment bug. and OP, at least you got a kiss on the first date.

MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:50

What if you actually threw up? o_o That would have been worse, let's try to see the bright side.

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:02

You could have thrown up and finished the date with one of you pregnant (preferably the man) and one of you ON FIRE and you both put LSD in your coffee. Oh, and you burped at an inopportune moment.

xStarKillerx 4

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:55

Did you excuse yourself?

MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:08

What if she actually started laughing :D

KittyKattsAnonom 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:05

I did that once . we lasted four years . ("

Privations_fml 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:11

YDI for not controlling your carbonated drink intake, or swallowing too much air when you eat.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:11

Boyfriend: *Sniff* hmmm... Cheesey..

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:28

ew :/

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