By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 122
You deserved it 7 911

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Better luck next time(:

What if you actually threw up? o_o That would have been worse, let's try to see the bright side.

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what a failure.

don't worry if she was already kissing you on the first date I'm sure she's the kinda girl that has had alot worse things in her mouth than a burp ;)

44 , OP is a girl ..

A kiss on a first date? Not that big of a deal...It's not like they had sex. Relax.

That's a FML that OP's date should have written

one of a kind :)

Better luck next time(:

hahaha! fyl, OP! hopefully you had minty breath and could make up for it. here's to the 6th time trying to post this -_-

Hate the damn comment bug. and OP, at least you got a kiss on the first date.

What if you actually threw up? o_o That would have been worse, let's try to see the bright side.

You could have thrown up and finished the date with one of you pregnant (preferably the man) and one of you ON FIRE and you both put LSD in your coffee. Oh, and you burped at an inopportune moment.

Did you excuse yourself?

What if she actually started laughing :D

I did that once . we lasted four years . ("

YDI for not controlling your carbonated drink intake, or swallowing too much air when you eat.

Boyfriend: *Sniff* hmmm... Cheesey..