By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 06:33 - United States

Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML
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ScenicSubterfuge 39
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Haha, I bet that was trippy;)

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thew_fml 14
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i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok

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ScenicSubterfuge 39
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Haha, I bet that was trippy;)

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Ambient25 24
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I still fail to see how this was unusual at 7-11...

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ComoEsJuan 24
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I once witnessed a woman giving some guy a blowjob behind a 7-11. It was during the winter, and must have been twenty degrees out.. Apparently, people still like Slurpees in the freezing cold..

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Ambient25 24
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Huh, sounds like she got a Big Gulp...

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WestSoy 9

Cross dressing hooker in your future?

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browneyedgirl52 13
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I think OP is a girl. A boy would never be able to fit in a girl's heels.

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5123PaperStreet 12
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Well if OP is a girl, this wouldn't be so embarrassing for them.

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Zomg_Okay 26
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15 - If OP was a girl, putting on high heels would have had no relevance to the FML at all. It's pretty obvious OP is male.

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HouseElf 13
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4- OP could have a career in drag if he's sassy enough

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DamnBobRoss 4

its not possible to be that high

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GuessWhatKids 13

Fml comment failure. Ignore this.

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shinshoku13 19
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You were higher up then you thought

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sailorzoe 14

How do you "accidentally" put on heels? I'm always fully aware of how uncomfortable and taller I am when I wear them.

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MissMae93 23
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I agree 100%. How could you possibly not notice such a massive difference?

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NoDontKillMe 19
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I mean OP was stoned, so maybe they couldn't think straight enough...

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Ki11erC 18
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Even stoned you would notice heels.

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browneyedgirl52 13
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No one gets that high off weed.

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kerrwoof 13
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Yes, I'm sure it was an 'accident'.

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ComoEsJuan 24
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One does not "mistakenly" place high heels on, not mention trek to the store in them... I'm callin' bullshit, buddy..

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icemand90 17
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agreed, accidentally my Ass!

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chowE_fml 4

Is this was a marijuana high it was no accident. OP was either on crack or just wants attention

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supportcommand 17
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I'm calling BS. More and more of these fmls seem to get through. And if it did happen, its because op wanted it to. Weed didn't cause it.

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chowE_fml 4

*if

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thew_fml 14
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i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok

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DarkJediLove 19

Exactly what I was thinking; the truth comes out!

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Yeah. This would be understandable if you were drunk. But when you're stoned your thought process is different, not the thoughts themself.

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limitedition 25
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Did you also pull out her dress & push up bra?

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