Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML
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ScenicSubterfuge
| 39
Haha, I bet that was trippy;)
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thew_fml
| 14
i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok
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ScenicSubterfuge
| 39
Haha, I bet that was trippy;)
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Ambient25
| 24
I still fail to see how this was unusual at 7-11...
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
I once witnessed a woman giving some guy a blowjob behind a 7-11. It was during the winter, and must have been twenty degrees out..
Apparently, people still like Slurpees in the freezing cold..
Apparently, people still like Slurpees in the freezing cold..
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Ambient25
| 24
Huh, sounds like she got a Big Gulp...
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tinysocks
| 11
Poor sole ;)
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WestSoy
| 9
Cross dressing hooker in your future?
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browneyedgirl52
| 13
I think OP is a girl. A boy would never be able to fit in a girl's heels.
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5123PaperStreet
| 12
Well if OP is a girl, this wouldn't be so embarrassing for them.
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Zomg_Okay
| 26
15 - If OP was a girl, putting on high heels would have had no relevance to the FML at all. It's pretty obvious OP is male.
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HouseElf
| 13
4- OP could have a career in drag if he's sassy enough
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DamnBobRoss
| 4
its not possible to be that high
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GuessWhatKids
| 13
Fml comment failure. Ignore this.
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shinshoku13
| 19
You were higher up then you thought
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sailorzoe
| 14
How do you "accidentally" put on heels? I'm always fully aware of how uncomfortable and taller I am when I wear them.
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MissMae93
| 23
I agree 100%. How could you possibly not notice such a massive difference?
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NoDontKillMe
| 19
I mean OP was stoned, so maybe they couldn't think straight enough...
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Ki11erC
| 18
Even stoned you would notice heels.
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browneyedgirl52
| 13
No one gets that high off weed.
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kerrwoof
| 13
Yes, I'm sure it was an 'accident'.
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
One does not "mistakenly" place high heels on, not mention trek to the store in them...
I'm callin' bullshit, buddy..
I'm callin' bullshit, buddy..
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icemand90
| 17
agreed, accidentally my Ass!
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chowE_fml
| 4
Is this was a marijuana high it was no accident. OP was either on crack or just wants attention
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supportcommand
| 17
I'm calling BS. More and more of these fmls seem to get through. And if it did happen, its because op wanted it to. Weed didn't cause it.
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chowE_fml
| 4
*if
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thew_fml
| 14
i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok
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DarkJediLove
| 19
Exactly what I was thinking; the truth comes out!
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY
| 18
Yeah. This would be understandable if you were drunk. But when you're stoned your thought process is different, not the thoughts themself.
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limitedition
| 25
Did you also pull out her dress & push up bra?