Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
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Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my Breaking Bad-obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks" during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
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hghrider123456 9
He basically told you to go **** yourself....
norwegianboip 17
Well.. It is the finale ..
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picturescrazy 24
WHY ON EARTH WEREN'T YOU WATCHING THE SERIES FINALE YOURSELF?!
JonDG 12
Breaking Bad is a stupid show. You deserve better. He couldve recorded it or watched a repeat of it. You are more important than a tv show. I am as huge a fan of TWD and i would have chosen you over the series finale
Betrys 7
It was the very last episode. And it was pretty intense. And there were spoilers everywhere right after. I agree about wanting to watch BB over sex. But he was a bit if a d-bag about it.
katie1474 4
I think every girl voted "your life sucks" and guys for the other lol
JonDG 12
i voted both
gimmicksz 9
Nope i'm a girl and put she deserves it, BB comes first...and Walking Dead :P
taurosx3 2
I would have dvr the show, go have sex with you and watched it afterwards.
frizz101 22
If he talks to you like this all the time you should leave him. If he values a tv show over spending time with you, you should leave him. Yeah breaking bad is an awesome show, but in this day and age when you can record it or watch it online missing it is not really the end of the world, he also could have said you could have come over and watched the last episode or, if you don't watch breaking bad, come over after it was over. He didn't have to be rude about it. On the other hand I hope this was a one time occurrence, and he just really likes breaking bad, and I hope you can be happy in your relationship.
wiccaantje 21
It's the final episode of the very last season. I don't have a problem with recording episode's of my favorite show, but when the last episode of a random season happens, I want to see it live. When the last episode of the very last season happens, I'll be acting crazy about it all week, not being able to wait. Why doesn't she know this about her boyfriend? Or does she not care about what he cares about? Somebody is an asshole in this relationship but it's not the guy deciding to watch BB (except for his language, wich sounds like a joke to me).
monnanon 13
its possible that she forgot if she doesnt watch the show and she is not an asshole for asking him to come over. he could have said no in a nice way and the op probably would not have minded. i agree the bf should not have came running right over when he already had plans but his answer was uncalled for.
fml121785 14
185 don't take 177's comment too personally. They obviously either didn't read your previous comment entirely or comprehend it correctly because you clearly said it WASN'T all about sex. And the fact that their user name is "Caitie_KID" may have something to do with it! Her profile doesn't state her age, but I'm willing to bet that they are too young and don't begin to understand a true, healthy, SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP and that sex DOES play a big role in a good and lasting relationship! I agree with you 100%.
cloudsofneon 5
Why couldn't he come over AFTER breaking bad? I mean it was over by midnight...
Inked0803 12
You got **** blocked by Walter white
Brenna19 5
What's breaking bad?