Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
magpieram 2
Oh wow, another mum commenting on Facebook story. Sorry, gotta snore off this one.
bambi114 0
my mom did the same
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (120)
Maxine17 8
Love it! But FYL
jpest17 5
you can make it so only people who are friends with them can see it or so that some people can not read your posts.
happyhak 5
This isnt really an FML. Ive seen many of my friends, male and female, have their moms interrupt their status convos. Suck it up, OP. If its that bad, tell your mom about it.
bambi114 0
my mom did the same
TooMany 0
me too, I blocked her
Rape_Laser 0
no one would ever care grow up OP
itsgen 16
awww its kinda cutee you know she cares but why do you have her as a friend if you dont want her seeing stuff like that
pancakes_n_syrup 0
^ win
clockworklolita 3
No big deal. Parents do that sort of stuff on Facebook all the time.
Kgirl2cute 6
yeah, could be worse - mine insisted I add them on facebook, check my posts and comments every day, make me take off anything they think is inappropriate and check who I have on my friends list.
xfailureatlifexx 0
ikr
SUEHIM 0
Well your a tramp so they have a reason.
Wolfipoo 31
#98 that's why I don't use FaceBook, I won't use up any of my time on it and it also eliminates the possibility that could happen. #109 That's all you have to say? Using text language is bad enough, but using it as a one word response shows you have no motivation.
Jimboom 11
YDI for adding your mom as a friend on facebook. Or at least for not putting her in her own special group where she can't see much.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
This.
Zorglub_fml 1
This.
escualida 0
Agree
inomniaparatusxo 0
she was probably kidding ..?
itouchguy360 3
Glad my mom doesn't do that. She has a facebook, and she never uses it. Hope she doesn't add me as a friend!
DaniPandi 22
My mother followed me :/ So I didn't know until I went on Facebook on her laptop for my friend to use. I saw a bunch of my posts on her Newsfeed, unfollowed myself, then blocked her. She thinks I deleted it.
Poetic_catfish 0
OP's mom is a pretty cool gal eh, telling others what to do and doesn't afraid of anything
Erniesduck123 0
Not funny if you can't do the meme correctly.
Broeman 0
...why would u get excited upon seeing u have 1 notification? i get at least 20 a day lol
extremekiwi 0
I wish I was as cool as you.
brookwick 0
oh man , your cool .
KrazieKleo 13
I barely get 20 a year... I need more friends I suppose.