You got what you wanted

By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 18:16 - United States - Glendale

Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML
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Welshite 39

You asked for it. Now all those other women will be jealous and beg their husbands to do the same. I never knew relationships had to be cookie-cutter identical.

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singer0421 32

Social media is not a representation of how happy a couple is. No need to get jealous.

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sometimessam 16

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cryssycakesx3 22

nah. she asked for it. who gets jealous over Facebook relationships

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cinskeep43 15

this is gonna start a war of embarrassing pictures lol.

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Zougibourg_fml 6

An impressive deduction as always, captain obvious

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cartedor 18

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tournamentdecide 33

I have no clue what that had to do with this chain, 43

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Axipiter 24

They all got seen naked in the shower! What's not to understand? Gs, it's obviously the exact same thing. That was the first thing I thought of too! Come on, what's wrong with yo... Ok I'm done.

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iloveanimeshow 6

sorry to ruin it but this is a recycled FML...

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alliewillie 22

Me too. I think everybody's missing the point - no, she shouldn't use Facebook as the model for their relationship BUT the point is, posting a photo of your significant other in an embarrassing, private moment for all her friends, family, and the world to see is absolutely humiliating and inappropriate. I don't know about you all, but I have my coworkers, boss, church friends, high school friends, family and more on my FB and it would be mortifying for them to see me like that, especially on purpose.

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MrsDruidess 23

that does suck, kick his ass then start closing the bathroom door ;-)

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cadillacgal79 32

More like bad attempt at an overused pun :you tried:

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Gassy_stevie 15

Yea I guess. It was the heat of the moment

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Welshite 39

You asked for it. Now all those other women will be jealous and beg their husbands to do the same. I never knew relationships had to be cookie-cutter identical.

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little_one 20

He handled the situation very poorly. That's just cruel. When you're married you need to work together to make both people happy. Sounds like one crappy relationship.

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singer0421 32

Social media is not a representation of how happy a couple is. No need to get jealous.

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baseballbv 17

In fact the ones posting pictures all the time typically are the ones fighting the most.

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vixenfawkeys 5

The fact he called her a bitch online shows he is a jerk. I mean, yes she asked for a photo to showcase, but the negative response was uncalled for. Plus he is humiliating her online.

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singer0421 32

Yes, OP's husband is a complete asshole and responded very inappropriately, but OP shouldn't have brought up the issue in the first place.

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Demoniq 25

My BF and I occasionally refer to one another as bitch or asshole and no one takes it seriously... it only means what you imply by it. Who knows whether OP and her husband have the same thing or not?? And we definitely do not post pictures together to earn recognition via social media or affirm our status as 'a happy couple' and we are just fine, if not better. Humiliating OP with the toilet shot however, is just horrible.

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sirpantselot 22

A quote I like is "the best sign of a good relationship is no sign of it on facebook."

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junkman6 22

I would say make him sleep on the couch but you run the risk of a picture of him on the couch smiling. I think the caption might read "I don't have to sleep with the bitch tonight!"

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salvorican 24

People take social media too seriously. You post everything you want to "show off" and keep private matters to yourself. No relationship is perfect just because of a few photos.

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