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Masterbate in front of him & tell him he's not allowed to help

What's the point of him telling you then?

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Haha he's a jerk. Why'd he even call?

Perhaps to be flirty...before realizing he was too close to finishing so he had to "play it cool"?

He didn't call. He texted.

Two VERY different things.

Me, when I'm horny and sad, is not something any of you guys would ever want to witness!

You're right, cause we're not pervs, (at least I'm not.)

Thanks for the heads-up Simon.

I know it takes two to tango but I didn't know you could salsa solo.

what a wanker...

What's the point of him telling you then?

I'm guessing he finished before she replied...

He should have manned up and just said "too late" or something, lol.

I I feel like he could be getting back at her from a time she rejected him of sex, when he was horny, and he just wanted to return the favor.

Some guys think it's romantic

Jerks gonna Jerk (it)

Haha I was looking for this kind of response

Congratulations! You have found it! Glad I could provide.

Masturbate to his?

If I were you I'd beat him when you got home, but it looks like he beat you to it. Or beat it to you. Whichever!

Not going to do anything. He's already beating himself [off]!

27 - that was the joke, smartypants xP

Masterbate in front of him & tell him he's not allowed to help

Yes, call him a pervert when he wants to help or watch.

So many fml's about masturbation

Calm down, Satan.

he would just fap to that

If he knows he isn't going to get anything out of it, why would he stay and watch? He could just go and doing something.

97, ever heard of femdom? Maybe he likes being submissive.

He would just stand there and watch and probably do it himself while watching so it wouldn't hurt him that bad.

That's a waste of a phone call, and very insulting. He's an idiot for also wanting to masturbate instead of having sex with you. What a jag off.

he didn't call...

Hey, sometimes sex is too much of a hassle. Sucks that he texted her like that though.

OP: "My fiance is such a douche bag. Texting me for nothing... wasting all my unlimited texting and shit..." haha x)

That sucks the big one

Which OP regrets to inform us she won't be doing tonight.