By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

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Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
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chevygirl23 17

********** in front of him & tell him he's not allowed to help

265 10
sunnyray812 42

What's the point of him telling you then?

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obnum 19

Haha he's a jerk. Why'd he even call?

209 20
buckeyed 20

Perhaps to be flirty...before realizing he was too close to finishing so he had to "play it cool"?

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TheWildRover1 12

Me, when I'm horny and sad, is not something any of you guys would ever want to witness!

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Sports_guy3 28

You're right, cause we're not pervs, (at least I'm not.)

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Lavelle1313 11

Thanks for the heads-up Simon.

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ShiiteDisturber 9

I know it takes two to tango but I didn't know you could salsa solo.

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sunnyray812 42

What's the point of him telling you then?

248 4
184886837272837 32

I'm guessing he finished before she replied...

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Lavelle1313 11

He should have manned up and just said "too late" or something, lol.

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blackzi11a 7

I I feel like he could be getting back at her from a time she rejected him of sex, when he was horny, and he just wanted to return the favor.

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chocolatefrog28 29

If I were you I'd beat him when you got home, but it looks like he beat you to it. Or beat it to you. Whichever!

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Not going to do anything. He's already beating himself [off]!

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Dojan 16

27 - that was the joke, smartypants xP

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chevygirl23 17

********** in front of him & tell him he's not allowed to help

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little_one1 14

Yes, call him a pervert when he wants to help or watch.

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Das_is_gud 11

So many fml's about masturbation

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UberNova 18

If he knows he isn't going to get anything out of it, why would he stay and watch? He could just go and doing something.

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lovethenumber13 14

97, ever heard of femdom? Maybe he likes being submissive.

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buckeye1 9

He would just stand there and watch and probably do it himself while watching so it wouldn't hurt him that bad.

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olpally 32

That's a waste of a phone call, and very insulting. He's an idiot for also wanting to ********** instead of having sex with you. What a jag off.

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TunaFireStarter 16

Hey, sometimes sex is too much of a hassle. Sucks that he texted her like that though.

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jazzy_123 20

OP: "My fiance is such a douche bag. Texting me for nothing... wasting all my unlimited texting and shit..." haha x)

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