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Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 January 2014 17:59 / United States - Imperial
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  TheWildRover1  |  12

Me, when I'm horny and sad, is not something any of you guys would ever want to witness!

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  Sports_guy3  |  28

You're right, cause we're not pervs, (at least I'm not.)

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  TheWildRover1  |  12

Touché #65

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  ThatFancyPenn  |  18

Not going to do anything. He's already beating himself [off]!

By  olpally  |  32

That's a waste of a phone call, and very insulting. He's an idiot for also wanting to masturbate instead of having sex with you. What a jag off.

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