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Same thing different taste
That makes sense
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Nice try
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At least he wasn't also buying a cucumber.
I don't know 21, cucumbers are pretty healthy
Wait 'til "The Joker" in him sees your peaches and wants to shake your tree. :P
Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time. Come on baby now, I'll show you a good time.
Well, at least he wasn't looking you straight in the boobs.
Too bad op is a dude
Too bad it says she's female.
I kind of get the feeling this FML was only posted so that this comment could show up
Better than him saying "Hey your melons are looking a bit small" or "Wow those melons are a bit saggy, aren't they?"
Some people would just rather not get comments on their body at all, especially when it comes to their breasts.
#7, Jesus Christ, if you're going to be on a site like this you gotta be able to handle joking and shit, don't you think you're being a bit too literal for a site titled **** My Life?
9, you're comment should also apply to Xalandra.
I feel like this is a compliment. maybe awkward, but you should accept it :D
Yes, all women should accept unwanted sexual advances and references as compliments.... how about no?
Not sure you'd like her. Some asshole's dogs got loose and they trampled her to death on the sidewalk next to my house over a year ago, not sure you'd think she looks so nice now.
Unwanted sexual advances? What the hell is flirting then? Has everyone you have ever flirted with been interested in you? Otherwise you've committed sexually harassment by your definition multiple times. Harassment isn't just one incidence. It is multiple with knowledge of how you're making the victim feel uncomfortable. If we lay sexually harassment down in your standard, then everyone who has tried asking someone out, complimenting someone, and other such things without the other party interested could be defined as sexually harassment. No one could ask anyone out without fear of being slapped with a lawsuit because the other person just isn't interested.
Next time, just look him up and down and say... "There's just enough room to fit a small banana between them!"
*cough* Or a small snake.. *lowers glasses* That's right I went there
I just want to say, I love melons
what's the big deal, either the melons are nice or your boobies. it's a win win who doesn't like juicy fruit
"You coconut touch my melons" This is why I shouldn't be allowed to make comments. I shall see myself out
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Well, at least he wasn't looking you straight in the boobs.
Hey it's a compliment. For both you and the fruit. Bravo