By Nice Melons - 29/09/2013 21:12 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML
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tinyrosie 21

Well, at least he wasn't looking you straight in the boobs.

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thatonegirlnic 10

Hey it's a compliment. For both you and the fruit. Bravo

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thatonegirlnic 10

Hey it's a compliment. For both you and the fruit. Bravo

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lex1459 38

At least he wasn't also buying a cucumber.

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golden_warrior 23

I don't know 21, cucumbers are pretty healthy

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jw90 18

21-then would he have said nice shaft?

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Enslaved 36

Wait 'til "The Joker" in him sees your peaches and wants to shake your tree. :P

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tanekdrachonae 19

Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time. Come on baby now, I'll show you a good time.

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martin8337 35

Don't forget to speak of the pompotus of love:-)

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threer 30

It technically is sexual harassment, yes? Because she posted an FML about it so it's unwanted sexual attention.. It's not bad but it still is.

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tinyrosie 21

Well, at least he wasn't looking you straight in the boobs.

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Llama_Face89 33

I'm sure OPs **** are just gorgeous.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Peter I'm holding melons,, a real family guy fan will remember this scene

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jman26 11

Peter, I'm holding hooters

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showmeyourears 19

You're wife is hot. *scurries away*

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tman1985 9

I kind of get the feeling this FML was only posted so that this comment could show up

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Dre27 20

Better than him saying "Hey your melons are looking a bit small" or "Wow those melons are a bit saggy, aren't they?"

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svalaedgren 18

Some people would just rather not get comments on their body at all, especially when it comes to their breasts.

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Dre27 20

#7, Jesus Christ, if you're going to be on a site like this you gotta be able to handle joking and shit, don't you think you're being a bit too literal for a site titled **** My Life?

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I'm just over here... Wondering what the hell a saggy cantaloupe or watermelon would look like!

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ElizabethNL93 20

9, you're comment should also apply to Xalandra.

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threer 30

Here in FML we like taking shit too seriously. All the more conflict!

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blinked_281 29

I feel like this is a compliment. maybe awkward, but you should accept it :D

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Xalandra 17

Yes, all women should accept unwanted sexual advances and references as compliments.... how about no?

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bfsd42 20

Nice pussy Xalandra!!!

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Xalandra 17

Not sure you'd like her. Some asshole's dogs got loose and they trampled her to death on the sidewalk next to my house over a year ago, not sure you'd think she looks so nice now.

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threer 30

No one should have to accept unwanted sexual advances, including men. Yes, it's wrong and shouldn't have been taken so lightly and without morals even within the FML community.

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nightbirdblue 27

Unwanted sexual advances? What the hell is flirting then? Has everyone you have ever flirted with been interested in you? Otherwise you've committed sexually harassment by your definition multiple times. Harassment isn't just one incidence. It is multiple with knowledge of how you're making the victim feel uncomfortable. If we lay sexually harassment down in your standard, then everyone who has tried asking someone out, complimenting someone, and other such things without the other party interested could be defined as sexually harassment. No one could ask anyone out without fear of being slapped with a lawsuit because the other person just isn't interested.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Next time, just look him up and down and say... "There's just enough room to fit a small banana between them!"

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kelseythompson 27

*cough* Or a small snake.. *lowers glasses* That's right I went there

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asnakelovinbabe 16

LOL! That is hilarious to me because in my last profile picture, I did have a very small snake popping out of my cleavage.

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Parkour_rocks 20

You made your boa a boa.

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mashimarox 12

lol peoples way of flirting tgese days are really.. weird

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annie_nk 22

Me too. I love how firm yet squishy they are.

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lengi123 18

that looked like a dog and a tiger having a conversation together...

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BugEatingMan 4

what's the big deal, either the melons are nice or your boobies. it's a win win who doesn't like juicy fruit

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crymore007 11

"You coconut touch my melons" This is why I shouldn't be allowed to make comments. I shall see myself out

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