Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML
Hah, my gf kept referring to her vag as the "chamber of secrets" and randomly exclaiming shit like "oh! This reminds me of that one time in Harry Potter where they're going into the cave..." and other random HP references. It was fun for a while, but luckily she stopped.
Why? There is absolutely zero reason to break up over that...if you break up over something that small, I have a feeling you will spend a lot of time alone in your life...
To help people who haven't seen breaking bad. There is a character named Jessie who calls everyone a bitch about a thousand times a show. Hence "at least he didn't call you a bitch". So in context pretty funny comment :)!
"Mood killer."