Yea but I'd rather not shit in front of my girlfriend either. That's if I had one.

Every relationship should keep some aspect of mystery around it... Just because you're having sex does NOT mean you have to talk about poo together.

Nope, 29- only if it's butt sex.

She should respect him if he's uncomfortable with it, but overall I don't find this weird. People fart, poop, and pee. It's reality and most people in strong long term relationships aren't embarrassed about that.

#34 Giggity.

There's just some things you don't share with them.

I'm married and I'm still not totally comfortable with pooping in front of my husband. It varies from person to person.

I poop in front if my husband, as he does in front of me. Actually it's the perfect time to attack with shaving cream or a bucket if water. The other person is stuck on the toilet.

dafuq!?!....

Is there only one mirror in their place? Seriously... I wouldn't have even been able to tolerate the smell . Grody

You sir have found a keeper

I don't think it's particularly romantic to kiss someone while they're taking a dump. Edit; Nevermind, I misread the FML.

I lol'ed at how hard you misread this FML in order to take THAT from it.... It's so far from what it actually said... Haha

That's nasty (Cleveland voice)

Why not lock the door?

Not all homes have locks on every door

Who doesn't have a lock on their bathroom door though??

I'm sorry but I disagree. My husband and I have been married for almost three years and we still don't "read a magazine" with the door open. There are still some things that are sacred, and poo time is one. Boundaries...

That's the great thing about people, everyone is different. I've been married for just over 3 years and my husband and I have not had a problem with seeing each other in the bathroom even when we were just dating. Some people don't find pooping "sacred". To each their own.

i dont mind about my husband being in the bathroom if im using it but hes a bit funny about coming in even if im in the shower. he will if he needs to but it doesnt happen a lot

this "man up" crap is very annoying

Did you just go there? You just went there didn't you. Oh damn. You're brave. Stupid. But brave. I hope you know how to swim, because you'll be drowning in the ocean of down vote. Ok. I think you get my point.

no please be more clear.

Every god damn time there is a shit related FML, we get this comment. Have you not noticed that everybody that uses this comment gets down voted to hell? What makes you think you would have been any different?

misspulkadot you ROCK!

Well I thought it was funny...

To add to what 30 said... Now that I think about it.... There are a LOT of shit-related FML's! A scary large proportion of them! I always tap on them to read comments so I can spot the person that made this exact comment and it never, ever fails! Someone ALWAYS says this and ALWAYS gets buried. FML should consider making this a badge: You commented "that's a shitty situation" and didn't get buried!"

that would be an unobtainable badge. you'd always get buried

The left one.

The left buttcheek*

"I hope you mean the cheeks on your face!"

Maybe there is not a lock on the door. Mine doesn't have one.