Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
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brookiesawr
| 11
why would you break up with someone just cause you watch porn? that's fuckin stupid.
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jackwilliams
| 9
Sum porn: "oh baby add, add, add oh god you took the sum of those numbers so good noone does it like you"
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connorgrant98
| 24
At least your boyfriend admitted it, but still definently break up with him.
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Andoria
| 16
I wouldn't go that far, at least talk to the guy first before making that kind of decision. Hell, he might have been joking.
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brookiesawr
| 11
why would you break up with someone just cause you watch porn? that's fuckin stupid.
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JuliaaNoelle
| 26
Way to jump straight to the gun.. Lol that's a little harsh
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connorgrant98
| 24
Yea you guys are right. I should really think about my comments before I post them lol.
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quickit
| 24
Please tell me this is your terrible attempt at sarcasm.
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connorgrant98
| 24
Yea pretty much
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Ok Steve Urkel...
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eyebrowzzz
| 21
lol what's funny is he apologized and everyone still voted him down
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Fall3nAngel
| 22
Tough crowd.
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MrFluff
| 9
You suck! Ya jackass!
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adam97_fml
| 25
I'm not sure that's how that saying goes #6
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derpMajor
| 2
Guess he was multi tasking
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BillMurray_fml
| 12
OP your username is hilarious and fits with the mental image of Australians that the Internet has given me.
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rabid_otaku
| 29
What OP refers to as "cunt flaps" are actually called labia.
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lurker_no_more
| 13
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140820213305/sailormoon/images/e/e0/You_don't_say-.jpg
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garrett_8614
| 14
You need to work on your dirty texting game.
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mudkipsan
| 19
Doesn't get any dirtier than Urkel
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rbubbles
| 20
Why do people jump straight to "break up with him"? There's no need. How do we know she doesn't do it either while he's not around?
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Durantye
| 8
Anyone that breaks up with someone over porn is fucked up. Unless that porn itself is 'special' in certain ways.
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connorgrant98
| 24
I wasn't thinking at all when I posted that comment
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jackwilliams
| 9
Sum porn: "oh baby add, add, add oh god you took the sum of those numbers so good noone does it like you"
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cricketsins
| 36
I was trying to turn my boyfriend on**
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MrSassypants
| 32
Sum porn?
"Oh yeah. Add that 2 to that 3. Oh she's a dirty 5 isn't she? Aww fuck yeah."
"Oh yeah. Add that 2 to that 3. Oh she's a dirty 5 isn't she? Aww fuck yeah."
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Plastic_Stitchez
| 25
:/ shitty
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ifoundwaldo123
| 12
Well doesn't he sound like a dream