By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

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Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
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brookiesawr 11

why would you break up with someone just cause you watch porn? that's fuckin stupid.

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jackwilliams 9
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Sum porn: "oh baby add, add, add oh god you took the sum of those numbers so good noone does it like you"

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connorgrant98 24

At least your boyfriend admitted it, but still definently break up with him.

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Andoria 16
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I wouldn't go that far, at least talk to the guy first before making that kind of decision. Hell, he might have been joking.

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brookiesawr 11

why would you break up with someone just cause you watch porn? that's fuckin stupid.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Way to jump straight to the gun.. Lol that's a little harsh

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connorgrant98 24
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Yea you guys are right. I should really think about my comments before I post them lol.

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quickit 24
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Please tell me this is your terrible attempt at sarcasm.

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connorgrant98 24
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Yea pretty much

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incoherentrmblr 21

Ok Steve Urkel...

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eyebrowzzz 21

lol what's funny is he apologized and everyone still voted him down

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Fall3nAngel 22
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Tough crowd.

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MrFluff 9

You suck! Ya jackass!

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adam97_fml 25
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I'm not sure that's how that saying goes #6

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derpMajor 2
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Guess he was multi tasking

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BillMurray_fml 12
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OP your username is hilarious and fits with the mental image of Australians that the Internet has given me.

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rabid_otaku 29

What OP refers to as "cunt flaps" are actually called labia.

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lurker_no_more 13
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http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140820213305/sailormoon/images/e/e0/You_don't_say-.jpg

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garrett_8614 14
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You need to work on your dirty texting game.

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mudkipsan 19
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Doesn't get any dirtier than Urkel

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rbubbles 20
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Why do people jump straight to "break up with him"? There's no need. How do we know she doesn't do it either while he's not around?

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Durantye 8

Anyone that breaks up with someone over porn is fucked up. Unless that porn itself is 'special' in certain ways.

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connorgrant98 24
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I wasn't thinking at all when I posted that comment

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jackwilliams 9
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Sum porn: "oh baby add, add, add oh god you took the sum of those numbers so good noone does it like you"

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cricketsins 36
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I was trying to turn my boyfriend on**

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MrSassypants 32
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Sum porn? "Oh yeah. Add that 2 to that 3. Oh she's a dirty 5 isn't she? Aww fuck yeah."

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ifoundwaldo123 12
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Well doesn't he sound like a dream

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