By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

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Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
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why would you break up with someone just cause you watch porn? that's fuckin stupid.

Sum porn: "oh baby add, add, add oh god you took the sum of those numbers so good noone does it like you"

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At least your boyfriend admitted it, but still definently break up with him.

I wouldn't go that far, at least talk to the guy first before making that kind of decision. Hell, he might have been joking.

why would you break up with someone just cause you watch porn? that's fuckin stupid.

Way to jump straight to the gun.. Lol that's a little harsh

Yea you guys are right. I should really think about my comments before I post them lol.

Please tell me this is your terrible attempt at sarcasm.

Yea pretty much

Ok Steve Urkel...

lol what's funny is he apologized and everyone still voted him down

Tough crowd.

You suck! Ya jackass!

I'm not sure that's how that saying goes #6

Guess he was multi tasking

OP your username is hilarious and fits with the mental image of Australians that the Internet has given me.

What OP refers to as "cunt flaps" are actually called labia.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140820213305/sailormoon/images/e/e0/You_don't_say-.jpg

You need to work on your dirty texting game.

Doesn't get any dirtier than Urkel

Why do people jump straight to "break up with him"? There's no need. How do we know she doesn't do it either while he's not around?

Anyone that breaks up with someone over porn is fucked up. Unless that porn itself is 'special' in certain ways.

I wasn't thinking at all when I posted that comment

Sum porn: "oh baby add, add, add oh god you took the sum of those numbers so good noone does it like you"

I was trying to turn my boyfriend on**

Sum porn? "Oh yeah. Add that 2 to that 3. Oh she's a dirty 5 isn't she? Aww fuck yeah."

Well doesn't he sound like a dream