Miscellaneous: Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked... - FML

By Ash - 27/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:17

Holy crap, you ranted for five blocks? About how he deserved to *die*?! Anger issues much?

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

YDI for talking shit

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ManiMartinixo 0

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

YDI for talking shit

natsaysheyyy 16

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Wednesday 20 February 2013 21:05

FIve blocks?! FIVE blocks? Wow, YDI times a million.

EvilLittleGirl 24

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Monday 23 February 2015 23:18

OP you sound like a bitch and I feel bad for your boyfriend.

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

YDI - dont talk smack

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Sunday 9 August 2009 22:33

You should have replied "Good, I don't have to repeat myself then."

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Sunday 28 March 2010 16:56

^win

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:08

Oh shit now thats funny, FML

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:10

your messed up. YDI

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:12

you deserve that for ranting about it; next time just go "damn people not paying attention" or some shit like that and move on. also, its not really an FYL since all he did was call you a bitch, is it really that bad?

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:17

Holy crap, you ranted for five blocks? About how he deserved to *die*?! Anger issues much?

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:19

I wonder what else you think people deserve to die for. Shit.

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Friday 24 October 2014 17:36

Probably thinks her boyfriend should die for laughing at her experience.

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:20

People that make mistakes deserve to die? Oh, okay.

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:26

that'll teach u not to be a bitch... you really deserved that one

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:30

asians...

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