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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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By lrn2road - 24/06/2014 15:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By Sedici - 18/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 16:01

Today, while walking on the sidewalk, I was hit by a daycare van. After going to the police to complain, I was given a ticket. FML

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By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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By Dave B - 25/11/2011 06:59 - Reserved

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML

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By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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tigerisabelle 31

Sunday 26 June 2016 0:44

You should have screamed and honked back. Bonus points for making your body look like a car

Welshite 39

Sunday 26 June 2016 0:51

You might want to Dodge next time.

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tigerisabelle 31

Sunday 26 June 2016 0:44

You should have screamed and honked back. Bonus points for making your body look like a car

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 27 June 2016 1:31

"HONK! HOONNK!!"

stretch101 14

Sunday 26 June 2016 0:46

Sidewalk? What sidewalk? There is no sidewalk, only road!

Thegoofygoober 15

Sunday 26 June 2016 1:33

THE FURY ROAD!

davidisin 14

Sunday 26 June 2016 0:48

You should've gave him the bird

Tripartita 44

Sunday 26 June 2016 1:08

Bad behavior should not be rewarded with pet ownership.

Welshite 39

Sunday 26 June 2016 0:51

You might want to Dodge next time.

holly_fly 34

Sunday 26 June 2016 1:05

While I understand the automobile make reference, nothing is ever said about it being a Dodge. OP might also have needed to stop moving Ford-ward.

PackardBell_fml 19

Sunday 26 June 2016 2:26

Nah, she should Ram right into the car. That'll teach him a lesson.

Kitcat1234 21

Sunday 26 June 2016 2:40

It would have been an amazing Fiat if OP could Dodge and then Ram into the car, as she auto have done. I do think we should give her a brake, she probably couldn't afFord to get hurt like that. It's okay OP, I understand your Mini Saab story.

Blizz18 14

Sunday 26 June 2016 4:21

#7, I'm so distraught that you are being down voted for a good car pun! Then again, it could be because you mentioned Ford...

jelrid 30

Sunday 26 June 2016 15:07

... And if you can't Dodge it, Ram it!

moodyreallyrocks 27

Sunday 26 June 2016 0:58

Just ignore them OP, they're not worth your time or attention..

stingray112 24

Sunday 26 June 2016 0:58

I can't believe how irresponsible you are

heatherrr17 19

Sunday 26 June 2016 1:15

Some people are so rude smh

moondoglou420 17

Sunday 26 June 2016 1:29

Situations like this are why the air horn was invented.

hilamonster06 21

Sunday 26 June 2016 1:37

Did you move out of the way. In his/her mind they clearly owned the road and by default the sidewalk too.

HeatherLAWLence 5

Sunday 26 June 2016 2:11

Texas drivers are pretty aggressive

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