You should have screamed and honked back. Bonus points for making your body look like a car

"HONK! HOONNK!!"

Sidewalk? What sidewalk? There is no sidewalk, only road!

THE FURY ROAD!

You should've gave him the bird

Bad behavior should not be rewarded with pet ownership.

You might want to Dodge next time.

While I understand the automobile make reference, nothing is ever said about it being a Dodge. OP might also have needed to stop moving Ford-ward.

Nah, she should Ram right into the car. That'll teach him a lesson.

It would have been an amazing Fiat if OP could Dodge and then Ram into the car, as she auto have done. I do think we should give her a brake, she probably couldn't afFord to get hurt like that. It's okay OP, I understand your Mini Saab story.

#7, I'm so distraught that you are being down voted for a good car pun! Then again, it could be because you mentioned Ford...

... And if you can't Dodge it, Ram it!

Just ignore them OP, they're not worth your time or attention..

I can't believe how irresponsible you are

Some people are so rude smh

Situations like this are why the air horn was invented.

Did you move out of the way. In his/her mind they clearly owned the road and by default the sidewalk too.

To give someone the middle finger in this kind of situations just doesnt feel enough..