Miscellaneous: Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was...

It would have been an amazing Fiat if OP could Dodge and then Ram into the car, as she auto have done. I do think we should give her a brake, she probably couldn't afFord to get hurt like that. It's okay OP, I understand your Mini Saab story.

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Sunday 26 June 2016 4:21

#7, I'm so distraught that you are being down voted for a good car pun! Then again, it could be because you mentioned Ford...

jelrid 30

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Sunday 26 June 2016 15:07

... And if you can't Dodge it, Ram it!

moodyreallyrocks 27

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Sunday 26 June 2016 0:58

Just ignore them OP, they're not worth your time or attention..

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Sunday 26 June 2016 0:58

I can't believe how irresponsible you are

heatherrr17 19

Sunday 26 June 2016 1:15

Some people are so rude smh

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Sunday 26 June 2016 1:29

Situations like this are why the air horn was invented.

hilamonster06 21

Sunday 26 June 2016 1:37

Did you move out of the way. In his/her mind they clearly owned the road and by default the sidewalk too.

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Sunday 26 June 2016 2:11

Texas drivers are pretty aggressive

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Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

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Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML

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Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML

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Today, I'm stuck at my future brother-in-law’s Bachelor party. Ten guys I don’t know, who are all younger than me. It turns out two of them have been fucking since High School, and it’s an open secret in their group. I won’t out them, but only cause I don’t care enough to remember names. FML

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