BIKES!

By woxliuke - 05/05/2016 18:44 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
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Jatok 17

I'm actually still really confused. Did he turn around and not go with you? Or just ride really far ahead and turn around?

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saba_ajira 29

Out of curiosity, were you not riding together for the most part?

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saba_ajira 29

Out of curiosity, were you not riding together for the most part?

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Jatok 17

I'm actually still really confused. Did he turn around and not go with you? Or just ride really far ahead and turn around?

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arano 29

I think they were on a ride that started at their house and they had a route planned out but the boyfriend just finished quicker. As usual, am I right ladies? (;

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arano 29

Some people obviously can't take a joke. Jesus.

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maxthebigseal 21

#21 it wasn't a funny joke to begin with.

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Benmantha 31

I want to ride my bicyle I want to ride my.. Bicycle races are coming your way! So forget all your duties oh yea Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today So look out for those beauties oh yea On your marks get set go! I want to ride my bicyle!

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MicKeyMon 10

most (though not all) people who are dating tend to do so in hopes of eventually getting married...

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nickbenson_zzccc 5

All I want is a man to love me I need it let me be his wife 318-946-4911

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LadyIrene 21

Too bad no one loved you from the start

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jakowz 3

He probably wasn't trying to be mean, he was probably just trying to play a funny joke and didn't realize that OP wouldn't find it funny. Not worth dumping him over unless he was actually trying to be a douche

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atomicxsarah 17

My ex did this to me too when we rode bikes in his neighborhood .(which I was very unfamiliar with.)Luckily I made it back to his house. He was an ass. Glad we aren't together.

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nourHERE 15

why would you go back and forth instead of just going home in the first place

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