Love: Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By SezzyJ - 02/10/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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By Confused - 23/09/2020 17:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML

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By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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By waaah - 25/06/2012 07:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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GhettoWangstuh 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:21

ouch that sucks bad :( good point at not breaking up with you on ur bday though =O

24788 6

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:26

It bites, but at least he tried to be nice about it.

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GhettoWangstuh 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:21

ouch that sucks bad :( good point at not breaking up with you on ur bday though =O

Chidge 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:22

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ryguy997 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:38

what are you #2 a donkey sucking chain pot smoking STD riddled flea bitten toddler raping **** watching hooker hiring pussy licking mother ******* fag?

DeadPixel4 29

Tuesday 1 April 2014 17:24

How?

rebizzle 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:26

that freakin sucks! asshole

OBTrice 15

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:05

Well at least he was thoughtful enough not to break up with the op her birthday

24788 6

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:26

It bites, but at least he tried to be nice about it.

MBG_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:27

wth #2 how she deserve it?! you poor thing :( your ex bf was a loser by the sounds of it.

gars56 5

Friday 17 August 2012 2:07

Just because he dumped her doesn't make him a loser. If anything he was nice about not ruining her birthday

NGM_KID 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:28

#2....please go burn in hell. OP- that sucks, but it was just a tiny bit nice that he waited, though he shouldn't have done that. At least you had fun during your birthday while it lasted. BTW, I'm glad none of the FML's today used the word "proceeded" :D

Darth_Taco 14

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:29

Number 2, how does she deserve this? That was a pussy move. If you're going to leave someone, have the balls to leave them in person. I'm sorry that happened. Oh well, at least you can go out and find someone else now. Why did he has to leave you so quickly though? Sorry to say it, but it sounds like he was cheating on you. I hope not. Just in case, you should probably go get yourself tested for STDs, even if you used condoms or had limited sexual contact. Regardless, I'm sorry.