By Ash - 27/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML
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Holy crap, you ranted for five blocks? About how he deserved to *die*?! Anger issues much?

ManiMartinixo 0

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__thatsjustfunny 0

Uh, seriously? There are so many things wrong with this: 1. How on earth does he deserve to die just 'cause he might have been a little inattentive? 2. Not only do you apparently think he deserves to die for such a thing, but you believe in it so strongly that you ranted about it for five freakin' blocks?!?! That's the true FML. 3. You consider yourself greatly attentive apparently since you think that he deserves to die for a simple mistake. But not attentive enough to notice the same person - whom you took great interest in not only while he was in the process of almost being hit by a taxi, but also in your main conversation for five blocks - walking right in front of you. 4. And then you hide behind your boyfriend? Are you five? If you have the audacity to rant about such an idiotic thing for five blocks without paying attention to your surroundings, then you should also be able to face him. I would've laughed too.

wow, i got hit by a taxi before, and i'm only fourteen, and it wasn't my fault so i deserve to die? YDI bitch.

lolololcheese 0

omg, I thought it was gonna say ...and then I we saw the guy get killed by another car.

pappy1193 0

Ironically, people like you are the ones that deserve to die.

So you were loudly bitching about someone who was walking right in front of you? So what you're saying is you're both rude AND stupid. Gotcha.

ha. i don't see why all of you people who have had this happen to you don't have a sense of humor...had this happened to me, i would have laughed my ass off with him xD YDI, btw

Idk wuts worse.. the fact tht u were talking shit over a mistake or the fact tht you hid. YDI

I do that too. Tourists tend to walk REALLY slow across the crosswalks. I tend to make snide little comments too, so it's not like I'm going to say YDI, but I'm not going to say FYL either. Everyone does it once in a while.

Listen, I'm a hater too. Living in NYC...I get annoyed w. tourist too...so yes I would hated on that dude and called him an idiot (I know it's wrong, but I'm being honest here). But 5 blocks, that's obsessive. Plus, does this dude really need to die over this? Also, how did you not notice he was in front of you? Herb. Are you really surprised he called you a bitch after you called him an idiot and said he should die? YDI