Miscellaneous: Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

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You deserved it 5 939

By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 144

You deserved it 265

By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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You deserved it 3 771

By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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You deserved it 4 998

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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You deserved it 4 378

By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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You deserved it 4 943

By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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You deserved it 52 161

**** those dudes

By who tf asked you! - 15/09/2023 10:00

Today, already stressed from my classes, I decided to scarf down a huge burrito while on break at school. Some Andrew Taint wannabe decided to come over to my area and tell me how unattractive I was for eating so much. Fuck you, dude! FML

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You deserved it 130

Uggo

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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What's so funny?

By Puleksy - 14/08/2023 14:00 - Poland - Brzeg

Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML

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XxDanno316xX 27

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

I hope whatever was on your plate ended up in his face.

LifelessStars 22

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

They're just another waste of oxygen. Keep your head up.

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LifelessStars 22

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

They're just another waste of oxygen. Keep your head up.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 14 September 2015 1:31

That's when you get up and royally kick their ass.

XxDanno316xX 27

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

I hope whatever was on your plate ended up in his face.

brenton490 19

Monday 14 September 2015 1:58

Or just let them know that you're crying because your eyes hurt from glancing at them.

FitFriday 32

Tuesday 15 September 2015 8:44

Or go up to them and say at least my personality isn't as ****-ugly as yours

lvg_fml 10

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

Both assholes. Sorry you have a lot of stuff going on that's making you cry look for somebody better though who can support you through those times

jqmalang 17

Monday 14 September 2015 0:15

Woah, you better have stopped liking that guy on spot after what he said. That's just cold. Sorry OP.

OysterPearls 33

Monday 14 September 2015 0:15

People who feel the need to put down others to make themselves look better are the ugliest people of all, OP. I hope things get better for you soon.

heirofhope 38

Monday 14 September 2015 0:42

I agree. They're disgusting. I can't ever imagine laughing at somebody who is crying, it just doesn't feel right, and there's nothing funny about it.

hastisc 2

Monday 14 September 2015 8:59

It depends on the circumstances, i.e. if they killed your family and you cut off their dick and they're crying from pain, feel free to laugh; if you're laughing at some random person crying in the cafeteria, than you deserve nothing more than hell

PandaSmile 24

Monday 14 September 2015 0:16

Talk to someone at uni OP. The student support teams can be really helpful if you are feeling stressed out! It gets better, keep going :)

megansheeran 21

Monday 14 September 2015 0:17

Anyone who treats you like that is not worth having feelings for. Don't let them get you down, OP. I'm sure you're beautiful inside and out.

cooltatgar 31

Monday 14 September 2015 0:17

I guess you don't like him anymore now.

Aquila_Umbrae 26

Monday 14 September 2015 0:27

Assholes will be assholes

mads_fml 7

Monday 14 September 2015 0:34

Who the hell is that mean and immature in college? Don't mind them, OP! In the meantime is there counseling you can go to help with the crap going on?