FML : Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home,...

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Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By craphanded / Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:45 / United Kingdom

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By anorexicbarbie | 8

#2933842 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:02

Well at least you tried to help it.

By mk58 | 31

#2933881 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:06

That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.

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By anorexicbarbie | 8

#2933842 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:02

Well at least you tried to help it.

fanceh | 10

#2933903 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:09

get pooped on! :)

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2933931 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:10

He was mad you ruined its suicide attempt.

DeepDownThere | 3

#2933984 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:16

Tried being the key word.

7mood75 | 7

#2933989 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:16

Don't you know about the bird?

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2934036 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:22

A-b-b-bird bird bird. The bird is the word!

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#2934051 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:25

Hmmm, I was aware that everyone had heard...

flockz | 19

#2934089 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:29

sounds like an angry bird.

Jakaroo | 0

#2934100 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:30

man,that guy just got punked by a bird!

dolphincheddar | 10

#2934143 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:35

why do so many FMLs involve shit lately? it's like we are going through a shitocolypse

flockz | 19

#2934164 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:38

i know if i hear "well that sounds like a shitty situation" one more time.... i just might shit myself.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2934309 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:00

wow, 45, that would be a shitty situation, too!

shitty situations

wordnerd42 | 0

#2934385 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:15

You didn't save my life; you ruined my death!! Now all the superheros like OP will have to go into hiding..

extrovertical | 0

#2934703 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:27

it was aware of your intentions

daisyloo | 7

#2934706 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:29

It's the thought that counts:)

bubble25_fml | 5

#2934721 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:36

why do birds suddenly appear every time that we're near?

flockz | 19

#2934739 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:42

56- (soils trousers) you... fucking... asshole.

justanothagirl | 0

#2934809 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:08

shit happens

fmlwmty | 0

#2934902 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:58

well that could be a good thing... do you have a poop fetish?

cfalen | 0

#2935037 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:00

op have you ever heard if angry birds?...

Drigr | 8

#2935114 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:17

62- incredibles reference?

changetheworld | 0

#2935609 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:43

Well I admire your compassion for animals.

wordnerd42 | 0

#2935944 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:52

109 - He'll yes! I'm happy the reference was picked up! xD

wordnerd42 | 0

#2935952 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:55

^Lol, autocorrect failure..

Mr_Saikaly | 35

#2936076 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:24

well you did what you were supposed to do, so well done :)

dre_bro11 | 12

#2937649 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:46

Flockz, don't forget to write an FML about it...

zakkbeckett | 0

#2940749 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:33

that was a shitty situation

alyssaroxs | 4

#4823549 - Thursday 16 August 2012 23:24

Teehee

By sockmunky | 3

#2933843 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:03

this is why i hate some birds

Newboyz00185 | 0

#2934817 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:10

Constipation
Don't underestimate it.

goaliemkl123 | 8

#2935083 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:12

really?? you dont like birds Bc you once tried to help one and it dumped on u then flew off. is this a common occurrence?????

sockmunky | 3

#2935445 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:14

^^ wow smartass maybe this is an example of why i don't like birds

PushMyButtons | 5

#2935600 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:42

you scared him shitless

By knights95 | 9

#2933874 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:05

pwned*

By mk58 | 31

#2933881 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:06

That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.

wordnerd42 | 0

#2934366 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:11

I know, birds these days.. back in the old days, the worst they'd do is window kamikaze, now they're learning new tricks!

Dr_Jalepenos | 0

#3428763 - Friday 14 October 2011 5:02

"constipation" it can kill.

By baddud300 | 6

#2933883 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:06

Just be happy it wasn't one of those black bomb birds.

imosim | 0

#2934530 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:40

angry birds reference anyone?

7mood75 | 7

#2934624 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:02

apparently not..

WOGBRO | 6

#2938184 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:13

Very happy

By DelilahLoyla | 1

#2933887 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:06

it just had gas

jacob12311 | 4

#2935704 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:56

I like your picture

By kris2335 | 0

#2933888 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:06

GOLD STAR FOR TRYING(:

NomOnShroomz | 14

#2934043 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:23

But no cookie... those are all mine...

volley4eva1698 | 0

#2934125 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:32

I got 99 cookies, cuz a bitch ate one

wolflover44 | 5

#2934839 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:21

Damn it! That was your cookie?

veritasdgg | 0

#2936042 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:15

Way to beautiful

By hippie_lover123 | 6

#2933891 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:07

bahahahahaha

By ambeeelove | 0

#2933940 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:11

maybe he was tryna commit suicide lls

By RabidBunny | 10

#2933946 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:12

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