get pooped on! :)

He was mad you ruined its suicide attempt.

Tried being the key word.

Don't you know about the bird?

A-b-b-bird bird bird. The bird is the word!

Hmmm, I was aware that everyone had heard...

sounds like an angry bird.

man,that guy just got punked by a bird!

why do so many FMLs involve shit lately? it's like we are going through a shitocolypse

i know if i hear "well that sounds like a shitty situation" one more time.... i just might shit myself.

wow, 45, that would be a shitty situation, too! shitty situations

You didn't save my life; you ruined my death!! Now all the superheros like OP will have to go into hiding..

it was aware of your intentions

It's the thought that counts:)

why do birds suddenly appear every time that we're near?

56- (soils trousers) you... fucking... asshole.

shit happens

well that could be a good thing... do you have a poop fetish?

op have you ever heard if angry birds?...

62- incredibles reference?

Well I admire your compassion for animals.

109 - He'll yes! I'm happy the reference was picked up! xD

^Lol, autocorrect failure..

well you did what you were supposed to do, so well done :)

Flockz, don't forget to write an FML about it...

that was a shitty situation

Teehee

Constipation Don't underestimate it.

really?? you dont like birds Bc you once tried to help one and it dumped on u then flew off. is this a common occurrence?????

^^ wow smartass maybe this is an example of why i don't like birds

you scared him shitless

I know, birds these days.. back in the old days, the worst they'd do is window kamikaze, now they're learning new tricks!

"constipation" it can kill.

angry birds reference anyone?

apparently not..

Very happy

I like your picture

But no cookie... those are all mine...

I got 99 cookies, cuz a bitch ate one

Damn it! That was your cookie?

Way to beautiful