Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
Well at least you tried to help it.
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mk58
| 31
That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
Well at least you tried to help it.
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fanceh
| 10
get pooped on! :)
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
He was mad you ruined its suicide attempt.
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DeepDownThere
| 3
Tried being the key word.
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7mood75
| 7
Don't you know about the bird?
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theaws0m3guy
| 4
A-b-b-bird bird bird. The bird is the word!
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unluckiestperson_fml
| 14
Hmmm, I was aware that everyone had heard...
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flockz
| 19
sounds like an angry bird.
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Jakaroo
| 0
man,that guy just got punked by a bird!
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dolphincheddar
| 10
why do so many FMLs involve shit lately? it's like we are going through a shitocolypse
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flockz
| 19
i know if i hear "well that sounds like a shitty situation" one more time.... i just might shit myself.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
wow, 45, that would be a shitty situation, too!
shitty situations
shitty situations
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wordnerd42
| 0
You didn't save my life; you ruined my death!! Now all the superheros like OP will have to go into hiding..
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extrovertical
| 0
it was aware of your intentions
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daisyloo
| 7
It's the thought that counts:)
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bubble25_fml
| 5
why do birds suddenly appear every time that we're near?
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flockz
| 19
56- (soils trousers) you... fucking... asshole.
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justanothagirl
| 0
shit happens
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fmlwmty
| 0
well that could be a good thing... do you have a poop fetish?
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cfalen
| 0
op have you ever heard if angry birds?...
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Drigr
| 9
62- incredibles reference?
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changetheworld
| 0
Well I admire your compassion for animals.
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wordnerd42
| 0
109 - He'll yes! I'm happy the reference was picked up! xD
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wordnerd42
| 0
^Lol, autocorrect failure..
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Mr_Saikaly
| 35
well you did what you were supposed to do, so well done :)
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dre_bro11
| 12
Flockz, don't forget to write an FML about it...
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zakkbeckett
| 0
that was a shitty situation
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alyssaroxs
| 4
Teehee
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sockmunky
| 3
this is why i hate some birds
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Newboyz00185
| 0
Constipation
Don't underestimate it.
Don't underestimate it.
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goaliemkl123
| 8
really?? you dont like birds Bc you once tried to help one and it dumped on u then flew off. is this a common occurrence?????
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sockmunky
| 3
^^ wow smartass maybe this is an example of why i don't like birds
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PushMyButtons
| 5
you scared him shitless
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knights95
| 9
pwned*
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mk58
| 31
That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.
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wordnerd42
| 0
I know, birds these days.. back in the old days, the worst they'd do is window kamikaze, now they're learning new tricks!
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Dr_Jalepenos
| 0
"constipation" it can kill.
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baddud300
| 6
Just be happy it wasn't one of those black bomb birds.
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imosim
| 0
angry birds reference anyone?
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7mood75
| 7
apparently not..
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WOGBRO
| 6
Very happy
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DelilahLoyla
| 1
it just had gas
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jacob12311
| 4
I like your picture
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kris2335
| 0
GOLD STAR FOR TRYING(:
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
But no cookie... those are all mine...
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volley4eva1698
| 0
I got 99 cookies, cuz a bitch ate one
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wolflover44
| 5
Damn it! That was your cookie?
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veritasdgg
| 0
Way to beautiful
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hippie_lover123
| 6
bahahahahaha
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ambeeelove
| 0
maybe he was tryna commit suicide lls
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RabidBunny
| 10
Strange? Every time I approach an uninjured bird it tends to fly away. I don't know it might just be my face...