By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
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mk58 31

That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.

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Iamnotmyself 17

He was mad you ruined its suicide attempt.

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theaws0m3guy 4

A-b-b-bird bird bird. The bird is the word!

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flockz 19

sounds like an angry bird.

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Jakaroo 0

man,that guy just got punked by a bird!

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dolphincheddar 10

why do so many FMLs involve shit lately? it's like we are going through a shitocolypse

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flockz 19

i know if i hear "well that sounds like a shitty situation" one more time.... i just might shit myself.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

wow, 45, that would be a shitty situation, too! shitty situations

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wordnerd42 0

You didn't save my life; you ruined my death!! Now all the superheros like OP will have to go into hiding..

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extrovertical 0

it was aware of your intentions

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bubble25_fml 5

why do birds suddenly appear every time that we're near?

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flockz 19

56- (soils trousers) you... *******... asshole.

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fmlwmty 0

well that could be a good thing... do you have a poop fetish?

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cfalen 0

op have you ever heard if angry birds?...

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changetheworld 0

Well I admire your compassion for animals.

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wordnerd42 0

109 - He'll yes! I'm happy the reference was picked up! xD

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Mr_Saikaly 35

well you did what you were supposed to do, so well done :)

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dre_bro11 12

Flockz, don't forget to write an FML about it...

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sockmunky 3

this is why i hate some birds

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goaliemkl123 8

really?? you dont like birds Bc you once tried to help one and it dumped on u then flew off. is this a common occurrence?????

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sockmunky 3

^^ wow smartass maybe this is an example of why i don't like birds

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PushMyButtons 5

you scared him shitless

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mk58 31

That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.

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wordnerd42 0

I know, birds these days.. back in the old days, the worst they'd do is window kamikaze, now they're learning new tricks!

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ambeeelove 0

maybe he was tryna commit suicide lls

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RabidBunny 10

Strange? Every time I approach an uninjured bird it tends to fly away. I don't know it might just be my face...

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