By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
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Doortje 29
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Yay, the poor thing DID make it :D

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dsypher 0
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Aight Tarzan, when birds come in you hit them bitches with brooms

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CommieKel 0

FYL and first!

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Doortje 29
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Yay, the poor thing DID make it :D

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Ninjafriends 1

Exactly!

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

Holy crap it flew into OPs neck!? is it a ghost bird!?

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dsypher 0
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Aight Tarzan, when birds come in you hit them bitches with brooms

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amerwin 3
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Attempting to copulate doesn't count as caring.

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taytay6510 6
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whoop, bird is getting revenge on you for the window incident ;)

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itsbuckyb 6

ol shitty boy

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perdix 29

So, if a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then the bushes must have twice as much birdshit. QED.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1
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But guano = bat shit, and bats are mammals. A bird in the house has no bat equivalent, so the guano is irrelevant. Unless you're making cupcakes, of course!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1
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Sooooo, cupcakes are Peruvian?!

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Zamouzik 0
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Don't trust birds! They are bastards! Believe me! ><

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bepe22 0
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why would he bring a bird into his house? dumbass, YDI

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Trollz4daLULZ 1
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I hope it gave you mites and avian flu.

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All_For_Love 0
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I can't push this enough~no good deed goes unpunished :D

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