By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 026
You deserved it 7 320

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Yay, the poor thing DID make it :D

Aight Tarzan, when birds come in you hit them bitches with brooms

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FYL and first!

Yay, the poor thing DID make it :D

Holy crap it flew into OPs neck!? is it a ghost bird!?

Aight Tarzan, when birds come in you hit them bitches with brooms

Attempting to copulate doesn't count as caring.

whoop, bird is getting revenge on you for the window incident ;)

ol shitty boy

So, if a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then the bushes must have twice as much birdshit. QED.

But guano = bat shit, and bats are mammals. A bird in the house has no bat equivalent, so the guano is irrelevant. Unless you're making cupcakes, of course!

Sooooo, cupcakes are Peruvian?!

Don't trust birds! They are bastards! Believe me! ><

why would he bring a bird into his house? dumbass, YDI

I hope it gave you mites and avian flu.

I can't push this enough~no good deed goes unpunished :D