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Yay, the poor thing DID make it :D
few! :)
Attempting to copulate doesn't count as caring.
whoop, bird is getting revenge on you for the window incident ;)
So, if a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then the bushes must have twice as much birdshit. QED.
But guano = bat shit, and bats are mammals. A bird in the house has no bat equivalent, so the guano is irrelevant. Unless you're making cupcakes, of course!
Sooooo, cupcakes are Peruvian?!
I hope it gave you mites and avian flu.
I can't push this enough~no good deed goes unpunished :D
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Yay, the poor thing DID make it :D
Aight Tarzan, when birds come in you hit them bitches with brooms