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First off, I AM A WOMAN, GODAMMIT. Just because I happen to like rage comics, and may often be seen wearing my rage face does not make me a male. I'm a bit vulgar and rude sometimes, so I apologize beforehand if I hurt anyone's feelings. I am a bit of a grammar nazi. I won't go around pointing out little errors or things that I know are probably typos (or autocorrect), but I will rage at you if you call someone out for being an idiot like so: "your an idiot" Or if you type like this: "OMG dis be da sh1t!" If you don't see what is wrong with those phrases right away, I'm not going to tell you what isn't correct. You'll find out when I rage at you. Just a word of caution, that's all. I don't comment as much as I used to, but I'm still around lurking. Feel free to message me, unless you happen to be a rude son/daughter of a goober. *puts rage face on* Now SCAT before I eat you!
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OP here. First off, I am a father. Not a mother. lol. for everyone who wonders how this could happen, I should have put the baby powder back in his diaper caddy, but for some reason I didn't. I have no reason just forgot I guess. And sometime during me preparing his lunch he went to his room grabbed it off his changing table and powdered the house until it was empty and longer any use to him. He is quick! I wish I had eyes on the back of my head. Thanks for all the people who were understanding.