I'm sure the local birdwatchers are jealous. Adidas Slides were thought to be extinct, but sightings in the wild are just very rare. Let your local ornithological society know that you saw one.

At least you didn’t see an Adidas slide only to realize it was a bird when a car hit it.

If s bird gets hot by a car at any speed beyond a parking lot, there is not going to be much more bird left to take care of.

My first thought when I read this was the scene in Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles, where he stops traffic to rescue a skunk.