Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 557
You deserved it 61 966

Same thing different taste

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Even dead animals deserve respect. YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

KwitIt 0

I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

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yea YDI op. btw It would be fun to watch the dead bird smear across the windshield.

KwitIt 0

I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

hubbabubbba 0

How does this work? I'm trying to imagine it and it seems too complicated. And I'm with #1, how is that clever? You just didn't use your hands? Do birds randomly die on windshields now too?

FMLGirl1991 0

how could you treat a dead animal with such disrespect? At least make it so it wouldn't have landed on the road. I'm glad it landed on your lap, you insensitive creep.

You should of kept the dead bird as a pet.

Even dead animals deserve respect. YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

How the crap. Well I guss if you was moveing