By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
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crazedcabbages 0

im pretty sure ur life is not messed up

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aaa125 0

just clean it up and get over it

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xeldawyn 14

That's terrible!

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cole86 0
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u lucky buthole now ye have a tarry free dinner!

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Skiittleez 0

Yeah thats pretty terrible. And op had to take it off his windshield haha grossss

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_TONGAN_ 5

ggvif

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EffinAhole 0
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It's not like a dead mouse (or whatever small animal it was) landing on your windshield would dirty up your clean car.

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guiltypleasure12 0
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and now you have dinner!

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rottentomatoes 7
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hm.. great, Burger King ^^

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HahaHokayThen 10
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eww. lol. I wonder what animal it was.

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zp5 4

14 i didn't know vultures could carry cows...

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HahaHokayThen 10
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chicken, perhaps? (/

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aaa125 0

just clean it up and get over it

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randomchickkk 0

haha ouch. that's harsh.

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craziemane 0

boob cleavage

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corrector_fml 0
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free food, what are you complaining about?

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Chunchunchun 3
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Be happy! You saw nature in action!

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crazedcabbages 0

im pretty sure ur life is not messed up

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sanem0808238036 0

that sucks arse man:/

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Spastastic 6
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This is worded kind of terribly...

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ImaginaryFoe 0
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and punctuated very badly.

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Spastastic 6
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Well, the mods fixed it now.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8
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Oh good. I thought I was hallucinating decent grammar where it wasn't.    

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andrea99_fml 0

wow. grammar police over here. maybe a 'large bird' should shit on your head...... lmao

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Jessi2487 0

just clean the windshield. you dont have to wash the entire car again. duuuh

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catatonicsleep 17
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have to wash the whole front... it probably hit the windshield and rolled down the front of the car

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Jessi2487 0

well still, op doesnt have to wash the ENTIRE car.

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MAGNAVOX 0

cleavage shot.

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aleksjai 0
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never know ...the animal might of splattered :0

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Lilbabynid3 3

the vulture is the one that should be complaining. just rewash your windshield

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Wlollpop 0

what about the animal? Being dead and all...

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