FML : Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal...

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Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By andrea99 / Sunday 3 October 2010 09:35 / United States

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By crazedcabbages | 0

#1492519 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:15

im pretty sure ur life is not messed up

By aaa125 | 0

#1492494 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:14

just clean it up and get over it

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By xeldawyn | 14

#1492488 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:13

That's terrible!

cole86 | 0

#1492647 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:42

u lucky buthole now ye have a tarry free dinner!

Skiittleez | 0

#1493409 - Monday 4 October 2010 0:20

Yeah thats pretty terrible. And op had to take it off his windshield haha grossss

_TONGAN_ | 5

#1494381 - Monday 4 October 2010 3:01

ggvif

EffinAhole | 0

#1494865 - Monday 4 October 2010 4:54

It's not like a dead mouse (or whatever small animal it was) landing on your windshield would dirty up your clean car.

By guiltypleasure12 | 0

#1492492 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:13

and now you have dinner!

rottentomatoes | 7

#1492569 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:22

hm.. great, Burger King ^^

HahaHokayThen | 10

#1492592 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:28

eww. lol. I wonder what animal it was.

zp5 | 4

#1493202 - Sunday 3 October 2010 23:00

14 i didn't know vultures could carry cows...

HahaHokayThen | 10

#1494161 - Monday 4 October 2010 2:37

chicken, perhaps? (/

By aaa125 | 0

#1492494 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:14

just clean it up and get over it

randomchickkk | 0

#1494910 - Monday 4 October 2010 5:08

haha ouch. that's harsh.

craziemane | 0

#1495092 - Monday 4 October 2010 6:18

boob cleavage

Matu | 4

#1498674 - Monday 4 October 2010 20:40

lol 100

d4_user | 5

#1719664 - Thursday 18 November 2010 17:46

boobs

By corrector_fml | 0

#1492507 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:14

free food, what are you complaining about?

By Chunchunchun | 3

#1492514 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:15

Be happy! You saw nature in action!

By crazedcabbages | 0

#1492519 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:15

im pretty sure ur life is not messed up

By sanem0808238036 | 0

#1492523 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:16

that sucks arse man:/

By Spastastic | 6

#1492527 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:16

This is worded kind of terribly...

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#1492753 - Sunday 3 October 2010 20:05

and punctuated very badly.

Spastastic | 6

#1492966 - Sunday 3 October 2010 21:13

Indeed.

Spastastic | 6

#1493117 - Sunday 3 October 2010 22:20

Well, the mods fixed it now.

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1493199 - Sunday 3 October 2010 22:59

Oh good. I thought I was hallucinating decent grammar where it wasn't.

andrea99_fml | 0

#1494508 - Monday 4 October 2010 3:22

wow. grammar police over here. maybe a 'large bird' should shit on your head...... lmao

By Jessi2487 | 0

#1492535 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:17

just clean the windshield. you dont have to wash the entire car again. duuuh

catatonicsleep | 17

#1492669 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:48

have to wash the whole front... it probably hit the windshield and rolled down the front of the car

Jessi2487 | 0

#1492697 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:51

well still, op doesnt have to wash the ENTIRE car.

MAGNAVOX | 0

#1492892 - Sunday 3 October 2010 20:42

cleavage shot.

aleksjai | 0

#1497393 - Monday 4 October 2010 15:46

never know ...the animal might of splattered :0

By Lilbabynid3 | 3

#1492539 - Sunday 3 October 2010 19:18

the vulture is the one that should be complaining. just rewash your windshield

Wlollpop | 0

#1494695 - Monday 4 October 2010 4:10

what about the animal? Being dead and all...

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