That's terrible!

u lucky buthole now ye have a tarry free dinner!

Yeah thats pretty terrible. And op had to take it off his windshield haha grossss

ggvif

It's not like a dead mouse (or whatever small animal it was) landing on your windshield would dirty up your clean car.

and now you have dinner!

hm.. great, Burger King ^^

eww. lol. I wonder what animal it was.

14 i didn't know vultures could carry cows...

chicken, perhaps? (/

just clean it up and get over it

haha ouch. that's harsh.

boob cleavage

lol 100

boobs

free food, what are you complaining about?

Be happy! You saw nature in action!

im pretty sure ur life is not messed up

that sucks arse man:/

This is worded kind of terribly...

and punctuated very badly.

Indeed.

Well, the mods fixed it now.

Oh good. I thought I was hallucinating decent grammar where it wasn't.    

wow. grammar police over here. maybe a 'large bird' should shit on your head...... lmao

just clean the windshield. you dont have to wash the entire car again. duuuh

have to wash the whole front... it probably hit the windshield and rolled down the front of the car

well still, op doesnt have to wash the ENTIRE car.

cleavage shot.

never know ...the animal might of splattered :0

the vulture is the one that should be complaining. just rewash your windshield

what about the animal? Being dead and all...