That sucks

By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML
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Leeono 26

That’s the great thing about vacuum cleaners. Broken or not they still suck.

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jbuckets_404 38

Been there, done that. Fortunately, I was able to extract said sock after taking the upright vacuum apart without anything being broken. It was jammed up against the impeller, which generates the suction and passes all the detritus along and into the bag.

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Leeono 26

That’s the great thing about vacuum cleaners. Broken or not they still suck.

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jbuckets_404 38

Been there, done that. Fortunately, I was able to extract said sock after taking the upright vacuum apart without anything being broken. It was jammed up against the impeller, which generates the suction and passes all the detritus along and into the bag.

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TheUnbreakable55 16

Why would you not pick things up before you vacuum? YDI

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BeachMammal 8

Did it suck them right off your feet? Most often when a vacuum stops working, it is because the belt broke. Annoying, but not too expensive or difficult to change. Hopefully it was that.

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Stan_The_Man 7

Rookie Mode. Every 8 year old knows that you have to pick up your socks before you vacuum.

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Matthew Irmen 11

Your life might not suck but your vacuum does!

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