By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
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Savvysass 0

Facial!! Don't feel too bad, some people pay big bucks at spas to have shit smooshed all over their faces.

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lovexinstead 0

Eww, lol. Those kinds of things don't happen too often XD

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Savvysass 0

Facial!! Don't feel too bad, some people pay big bucks at spas to have shit smooshed all over their faces.

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niwde 0

haha agree very rare this sort of things, wouldn't be able to stop laughing when I would see this in reality ;)

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aback 4

There's a "survival of the fittest" lesson in here, somewhere.

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aback 4

I do that all the time. It really works!

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FarSide 22

How do you know the bird was scared of you? Maybe it was just pissed off that you walked in to the flight path... and purposefully took a dump on you.

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Tamuz 0

FAKE ! birds have no control of them using the bathroom , they poop when they need to they pee when they need to.... chances of a bird pooping in your face whiles its hitting u .... slim to none

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Jimboom 11

Rubbish, Have you never seem a bird fly into a window and shit itself?? I have and they do! Wish I could have been there to seen it OP and if I did I am sorry but I would have laughed my ass off at you. But FYL indeed.

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Aha09 1

You two have the same profile picture, so it looks like you're talking to yourself. XD

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Is it wrong that I feel worse for the bird? -_- Pay attention to where you're walking, OP. FYL, because that would probably hurt a lot.

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