Eww, lol. Those kinds of things don't happen too often XD

Facial!! Don't feel too bad, some people pay big bucks at spas to have shit smooshed all over their faces.

HAHAHA this fml made my day

YDI for hacking real life.

haha agree very rare this sort of things, wouldn't be able to stop laughing when I would see this in reality ;)

Skillz. ;)

There's a "survival of the fittest" lesson in here, somewhere.

How do you know the bird was scared of you? Maybe it was just pissed off that you walked in to the flight path... and purposefully took a dump on you.

FAKE ! birds have no control of them using the bathroom , they poop when they need to they pee when they need to.... chances of a bird pooping in your face whiles its hitting u .... slim to none

Is it wrong that I feel worse for the bird? -_- Pay attention to where you're walking, OP. FYL, because that would probably hurt a lot.