Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
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lovexinstead
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Eww, lol.
Those kinds of things don't happen too often XD
Those kinds of things don't happen too often XD
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The_Pleb
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SECONED!!
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Savvysass
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Facial!! Don't feel too bad, some people pay big bucks at spas to have shit smooshed all over their faces.
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r_ania
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HAHAHA this fml made my day
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Dazzozo
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YDI for hacking real life.
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niwde
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haha agree very rare this sort of things,
wouldn't be able to stop laughing when I would see this in reality ;)
wouldn't be able to stop laughing when I would see this in reality ;)
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Aha09
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Skillz. ;)
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aback
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There's a "survival of the fittest" lesson in here, somewhere.
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aback
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I do that all the time. It really works!
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FarSide
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How do you know the bird was scared of you? Maybe it was just pissed off that you walked in to the flight path... and purposefully took a dump on you.
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Tamuz
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FAKE ! birds have no control of them using the bathroom , they poop when they need to they pee when they need to.... chances of a bird pooping in your face whiles its hitting u .... slim to none
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Jimboom
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Rubbish, Have you never seem a bird fly into a window and shit itself?? I have and they do!
Wish I could have been there to seen it OP and if I did I am sorry but I would have laughed my ass off at you. But FYL indeed.
Wish I could have been there to seen it OP and if I did I am sorry but I would have laughed my ass off at you. But FYL indeed.
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Aha09
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You two have the same profile picture, so it looks like you're talking to yourself. XD
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Is it wrong that I feel worse for the bird? -_-
Pay attention to where you're walking, OP. FYL, because that would probably hurt a lot.
Pay attention to where you're walking, OP. FYL, because that would probably hurt a lot.
Those kinds of things don't happen too often XD