Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
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Davros
| 12
I've always wondered if birds purposely aim for us then meet up in tree somewhere giving each other high 5's like "OH, did you see that guys face"?!
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real life problems
| 26
So wipe it off and get in? You can climb in from the other side also
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Davros
| 12
I've always wondered if birds purposely aim for us then meet up in tree somewhere giving each other high 5's like "OH, did you see that guys face"?!
By
real life problems
| 26
So wipe it off and get in? You can climb in from the other side also
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Cali
| 54
If it's in the keyhole he can't just wipe it off... Maybe he could force it out with a power washer?
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Charlie Given
| 21
I see you had a shitty drive🤣🤣
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John Nemeth
| 14
Ben “use the force bird..”
Guy on communications “You’ve turned off your targeting computer bird... is something wrong?”
Bird “I’ve got this”.....
Guy on communications “You’ve turned off your targeting computer bird... is something wrong?”
Bird “I’ve got this”.....
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Kruxon
| 11
Today a bird aimed for my head but I dodged so the shit landed on my bag.. now I have to cleaner it off..FML