FML : Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while...

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Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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You deserved it

By littlemisstiny - / Saturday 29 August 2009 08:48 / Ireland

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By _Noon_ | 0

#524193 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:58

What a bitch! You were kind enough to swap places and this is how she pays you back. I hate people like that.

By Terrimina23 | 0

#524109 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:09

ugh. I hate it when kids puke. Espically on airplanes.

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By imnojerk | 0

#524091 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:03

should have swapped with the other person...

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AnaMaree | 0

#524641 - Saturday 29 August 2009 21:17

YDI for being Saint Sarah.

By volleyballgirl16 | 0

#524094 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:03

dude thats disgusting
kill the girl haha jk but FYL that sucks

By lonelyinMA | 0

#524100 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:05

barf is always funny

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Pmm368 | 5

#524413 - Saturday 29 August 2009 19:48

it's only funny when the other person gets puked on...try having it done on you and you'll feel the same way the OP does.

By Terrimina23 | 0

#524109 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:09

ugh. I hate it when kids puke. Espically on airplanes.

By rentmefor1day | 0

#524114 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:12

fifth

By 24788 | 5

#524120 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:20

That's horrible luck.

By Hava_fml | 0

#524122 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:21

that's pretty funny. FYL though

By the_stereotype | 0

#524126 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:23

that's kind of bitchy

By sexxxtacy | 0

#524130 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:25

haha. points for the kid sitting behind you XD

By Jennydew | 0

#524132 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:26

You should have used her shirt to wipe the puke out of your hair. She would have stopped laughing then!

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FreeRunn3r | 12

#986740 - Friday 30 April 2010 12:54

WTF is wrong with you!!!!
XD
ur hair is hella funny.

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