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Show it anywayI'm pretty sure the family chose to eat at the house. it would be ruse to decline the offer, or leave because they are having beans.
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Show it anywayI agree with 13. There's not much he could've done about that. Hope you feel better OP!:)
Usually when you meet your partners parents for the first time you eat at their place, not at a restaurant.
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Show it anywayumm, get a plunger?
1. filatio wouldn't solve the clogging problem. not for the toilet anyways
Hahaha this is one of my favorite fmls haha
so op's first instinct is to go on fml and post while hes in the bathroom cuz thatll get cha no where
u r in a shitty situation:P
104 - just because all FMLs have to start with 'today' doesn't mean they actually happened today. Nor does writing in present tense mean it's actually happening right now. Most FMLs are submitted after the situation has passed.
shit happens
use your sock and fish it out
You do realize every FML has to start with "today", right? I doubt most FMLs that get posted even happened that exact day.
I'm disappointed that no one has said, "use your hand" yet.
183 awkward for u cause like 50 people have
But was it worth it?
It's always worth it! Sure, we all wish we had an iron rectum afterwards, but there are ways to cope. Have no shame, OP, it signifies a job well done by the cook.
yeah its the same with mexican food( i don't mean that weird shit they sell as mexican food up there in the USA), because our food has so many spices, people not used to it, get an upset stomach. Whenever people get it, mexicans say they got moctezuma's revenge
I'm sorry, but i gotta cast my vote for Italian food.
Italian food is amazing! I love it! I love food.. all of it.. I'm a fatty..
I love Italian food too!
climb out the window?
This made me **** so hard.
Nobody said the food itself was disgusting.. just its effect on an unaccustomed body!
This is starting to sound like Along Came Polly.
No. JUMP out the window. ...Like a boss.
Just walk away like nothing happened...
sounds like a 'shitty' situation
Tell them :D
Those darn Mexican foods my mother makes too.
I hope you know Mexicans aren't the only hispanic people who eat beans and chorizo. Think before you post an obnoxious comment.
I hope you know I was just being silly. You shouldn't take it so seriously, especially not on this website.
One night stand. Your name's Bob, right? I'm kidding! Message me. :)
lol, I wish my mom cooked good food like that.
127-frijoles
I eat beans and chorizo and Im puerto rican soo it's not just Mexicans who eat that . think before you comment .
wow that's embarrassing. It reminds me of the movie "Dumb and Dumber" when Harry breaks the toilet lol
Dumb And Dumber is the beat :D
Excuse me, I meant best. Sorry autocorrect
kick ass movie
lol or along came polly when he uses the luffa
omg, I was going to say that!
yeah.. he should get the hell off of FML and solve this predicament
This reminds me of a certain movie, anyone?
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ohh ;) Spanish food is the best .
Just walk away like nothing happened...