By crap - 17/01/2014 16:24 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
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lilmslady 11

I guess dreams really do come true

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lilmissish 6

Sounds like a shitty situation

junkman6 22

The sad part is that some idiots are up voting #1s comment.

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klovemachine 24

Dang, 35, take a chill pill :D #1, good job :) that pun is appropriate for this FML

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Jelbeztok 17

is it really necessary to comment this on every poop-related post?

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Ashley868 10

No it's not appropriate. It's overused.

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J_Kertz 14

You'd think that even newcomers would know this comment is a big no-no.

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cryssycakesx3 22

it'd be more appropriate if it weren't used even on unrelated posts. and it's never just one person, there's always 12 people that have to parrot the same comment.

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klovemachine 24

Over 3 million FML accounts, and so many without a sense of humor :( It's funny, 65, so too bad :)

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cryssycakesx3 22

no. it stopped being funny a year ago

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deviking 10

if it wasn't on every poop related FML

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Jaaared_ 15

What a waste of a first comment.

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bugfroggy 16

Except thicker, darker, smellier, it makes you cringe, chunkier, and comes out much faster. Exactly the same.

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parism143 28

#61, if your poop burns, I think you should see a doctor about that.

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xSkittle 16

My god #32, I ment like peeing in bed as if "when you dream about peeing, you pee"

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DKjazz 20

It certainly can burn, depending on what you ate. Spicy foods can irritate the sensitive bum skin on the way out.

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Kyuzomi 12

Oh my god, I remember when I was little I would dream of taking a piss, then I would wake up and I would be actually taking a piss.

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onlychildFTW 33

I bet that's happened to everyone at least once in their life. Haha.

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Cagara_fml 10

hope u woke up before it was too late

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Cagara_fml 10

now instead of taking a nap u were taking a crap!

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