By crap - 17/01/2014 16:24 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 013
You deserved it 4 418

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lilmslady 11

I guess dreams really do come true

Let the brown rivers flow


Sounds like a shitty situation

olpally 32

No! Get out. Now!

Just... Why...?

The sad part is that some idiots are up voting #1s comment.

klovemachine 24

Dang, 35, take a chill pill :D #1, good job :) that pun is appropriate for this FML

Jelbeztok 17

is it really necessary to comment this on every poop-related post?

No it's not appropriate. It's overused.

J_Kertz 14

You'd think that even newcomers would know this comment is a big no-no.

cryssycakesx3 22

it'd be more appropriate if it weren't used even on unrelated posts. and it's never just one person, there's always 12 people that have to parrot the same comment.

klovemachine 24

Over 3 million FML accounts, and so many without a sense of humor :( It's funny, 65, so too bad :)

cryssycakesx3 22

no. it stopped being funny a year ago

klovemachine 24


deviking 10

if it wasn't on every poop related FML

Jaaared_ 15

What a waste of a first comment.

Let the brown rivers flow

OP's in a mess now! >~

It's like peeing in bed!

Except thicker, darker, smellier, it makes you cringe, chunkier, and comes out much faster. Exactly the same.

Ins0mau 20

No shit!

jsjordan 2

Oh yes shit!

Rainhawk94 27

And it burns!

Erm no, it wouldn't burn.

oh yes, it burns.

#61, if your poop burns, I think you should see a doctor about that.

My god #32, I ment like peeing in bed as if "when you dream about peeing, you pee"

DKjazz 20

It certainly can burn, depending on what you ate. Spicy foods can irritate the sensitive bum skin on the way out.

Oh. That's nasty.

pwnman 33

*Cleveland's voice*

cryssycakesx3 22

#44, was that necessary?

#76, was that necessary?

Oh my god, I remember when I was little I would dream of taking a piss, then I would wake up and I would be actually taking a piss.

I bet that's happened to everyone at least once in their life. Haha.

lilmslady 11

I guess dreams really do come true

This comment made me laugh more than the post itself >.<

Cagara_fml 10

hope u woke up before it was too late

shitty situation huh?

olpally 32

Twice in 8 comments? Good lord. Stop it!

Cagara_fml 10

now instead of taking a nap u were taking a crap!

It's like a dream became reality, eh?

Your Canadian is showing.

#34 I strongly approve of your comment.

Is it offensive? :O

You're not offended, are you?

Im not even mad :)