By crap - 17/01/2014 16:24 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 065
You deserved it 4 423

Same thing different taste

Top comments


Sounds like a shitty situation

The sad part is that some idiots are up voting #1s comment.

klovemachine 24

Dang, 35, take a chill pill :D #1, good job :) that pun is appropriate for this FML

Jelbeztok 17

is it really necessary to comment this on every poop-related post?

No it's not appropriate. It's overused.

J_Kertz 14

You'd think that even newcomers would know this comment is a big no-no.

cryssycakesx3 22

it'd be more appropriate if it weren't used even on unrelated posts. and it's never just one person, there's always 12 people that have to parrot the same comment.

klovemachine 24

Over 3 million FML accounts, and so many without a sense of humor :( It's funny, 65, so too bad :)

cryssycakesx3 22

no. it stopped being funny a year ago

deviking 10

if it wasn't on every poop related FML

Jaaared_ 15

What a waste of a first comment.

Except thicker, darker, smellier, it makes you cringe, chunkier, and comes out much faster. Exactly the same.

#61, if your poop burns, I think you should see a doctor about that.

My god #32, I ment like peeing in bed as if "when you dream about peeing, you pee"

DKjazz 20

It certainly can burn, depending on what you ate. Spicy foods can irritate the sensitive bum skin on the way out.

Oh my god, I remember when I was little I would dream of taking a piss, then I would wake up and I would be actually taking a piss.

I bet that's happened to everyone at least once in their life. Haha.

Cagara_fml 10

hope u woke up before it was too late

Cagara_fml 10

now instead of taking a nap u were taking a crap!