Sounds like a shitty situation

No! Get out. Now!

Just... Why...?

The sad part is that some idiots are up voting #1s comment.

Dang, 35, take a chill pill :D #1, good job :) that pun is appropriate for this FML

is it really necessary to comment this on every poop-related post?

No it's not appropriate. It's overused.

You'd think that even newcomers would know this comment is a big no-no.

it'd be more appropriate if it weren't used even on unrelated posts. and it's never just one person, there's always 12 people that have to parrot the same comment.

Oh sheet!

Over 3 million FML accounts, and so many without a sense of humor :( It's funny, 65, so too bad :)

no. it stopped being funny a year ago

I FAIL :)

if it wasn't on every poop related FML

What a waste of a first comment.

Let the brown rivers flow

OP's in a mess now! >~

It's like peeing in bed!

Except thicker, darker, smellier, it makes you cringe, chunkier, and comes out much faster. Exactly the same.

No shit!

Oh yes shit!

And it burns!

Erm no, it wouldn't burn.

oh yes, it burns.

#61, if your poop burns, I think you should see a doctor about that.

My god #32, I ment like peeing in bed as if "when you dream about peeing, you pee"

It certainly can burn, depending on what you ate. Spicy foods can irritate the sensitive bum skin on the way out.

Oh. That's nasty.

*Cleveland's voice*

#44, was that necessary?

#76, was that necessary?

Oh my god, I remember when I was little I would dream of taking a piss, then I would wake up and I would be actually taking a piss.

I bet that's happened to everyone at least once in their life. Haha.

I guess dreams really do come true

BOOM!

This comment made me laugh more than the post itself >.<

hope u woke up before it was too late

shitty situation huh?

Twice in 8 comments? Good lord. Stop it!

now instead of taking a nap u were taking a crap!

It's like a dream became reality, eh?

Your Canadian is showing.

#34 I strongly approve of your comment.

Is it offensive? :O

You're not offended, are you?

Im not even mad :)