One obviously sounds better than the other lol

Time to get some “Depends “

Just sleep on the toilet

Turn around. Put your legs on either side of the back of the toilet... feels super weird, but then you can use the tank to rest your head on. If you can't go back to bed to grab a pillow, use some towels or toilet paper to soften the surface and protect yourself from the cold porcelain. Only weird part is that your feet are near the back of the toilet, where you don't clean well... Only works on standard toilets

Sleeping on the crapper seems obvious, but hey, what do I know. You might like that warm wet feeling in bed.

I don’t know which option you should choose, but definitely don’t apply for that coffin challenge!

Well, you're in for a shitty night...

Looks like you’re shit outta luck.

poop

They've tried that.

Sleep in the bathtub/shower and rise off when you wake up.