crap
Mansfield, United States
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
rj93
United Kingdom
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
sickpuppy
Geometry
Today, I learned the hard way that when sick, throw up, then have diarrhea. Not the other way round. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Courtney
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Two speeds
Today, I've realized that I have two modes: Constipated, or ultra explosive diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Two states of matter
Today, I learned that is it possible to be constipated and have diarrhea at the same time. You run to the toilet every half-hour, but almost nothing comes out and you feel so bloated you could burst, while eating almost nothing. FML
Anonymous
Perrysburg, United States
Sophie's choice
Today, I got random constipation followed by diarrhea. It's 1:30am and my sleeping medication is making me fall asleep, but every time I try to get off the toilet I get another diarrhea spasm. Either I fall asleep on the toilet or shit myself in my sleep. FML
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lilmslady 11
I guess dreams really do come true
leroyjenkins006 10
Let the brown rivers flow
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Grootensliven 10
"When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real!" -Peter Griffin
olpally 33
Love that episode! Lol. "The splendid source" haha.
tman1985 9
UH-OH
JoseIsAdork 31
damn, you beat me to it!. I was just about to reference that from family guy. oh well, ya snooze ya lose ^_^ lol.
Pleonasm 36
You're taking wet dreams to a whole new level! Were you thinking of anything arousing before the shit hit the proverbial, err, sheets?
regenerate 19
I can't imagine what it's like to dream about pooping...
mollyjynxjax 28
I imagine it's like dreaming, and in your dream, you're pooping.
Mynamewontfi 40
Were you dreaming because you were crapping? Or were you crapping because you were dreaming? Now that's a question.
WR4 10
Like the classic philosophical question, "What came first, the dream or the stream?"
thelittlemissy 29
go with the flow
TheVoicesTalk 3
I guess it be that way sometimes,, OP. We have a tendency to act out what we're dreaming in real life, especially if it's something realistic.
glabberfasted 16
No we don't, that's exactly what sleep paralysis is for. To STOP us from acting out our dreams.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Pepto Bismol that is all.
IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7
you must have eaten at taco bell in your dream...so sorry
drew_giron 4
Lol like in that family guy episode when Peter kept pooping when he heard that joke and he heard it in his dreams and he said "when you poop in your dreams, you poop for real!"
PenguinBitch 44
That's why I always sleep while on the toilet.